lavender menace

they/them in the sheets, they/them in ur mom

[👑 @idollkod]

7. When Lady Gaga started a meditation live on instagram and people though she was dead.

[lavender menace @madlemonn]

@wavvydab google is free and i am using her rn

[lavender menace @madlemonn]

high and wondering how people actually stay sober. it's a wonder to me like i would get a hole eaten through my septum and go broke if i keep this shit up

[lavender menace @madlemonn]

giggling at my own tweets last night reminded me how funny i was when i was depressed

[lavender menace @madlemonn]

@wavvydab literally sounds like chat gpt

[lavender menace @madlemonn]

watching court clerks do their job of stamping things and flipping pages and using an auto stapler makes me feel like they’re playing office simulator everyday and i want to do that

[lavender menace @madlemonn]

@cristi_kreme aw that’s right!!

[lavender menace @madlemonn]

@wavvydab she seems interested

[lavender menace @madlemonn]

i want to go skiing

[lavender menace @madlemonn]

@cristi_kreme omg i didn’t know you invented film with that shot so cool!

[lavender menace @madlemonn]

men are so fucking stupid. like i cannot think of one man that isn’t.

[lavender menace @madlemonn]

i guess i’ll have to do it while i’m here

[lavender menace @madlemonn]

@celaneydasey and the free event poster :,)

[lavender menace @madlemonn]

wish i had screw on DDD knockers I could shake around for money and kisses and then come home, take them off, and stomach sleep without feeling like i'm lying on two small rotisserie chickens

[jovan @ehjovan]

i used to really do anything for $20

[lavender menace @madlemonn]

okok last tweet hopefully forever. deciding between softcore Sally from nightmare before xmas or cunty rizzo from grease for halloween. hehe i love being a whoa man

[lavender menace @madlemonn]

hello void, slowly inching my way towards crossing the threshold to sobriety. snorting hopefully my last line tonight and weaning off alcohol soon. really really want to be better. sincerely, broken down femmebot