mad

#toooldtocare

[Natalka @NatalkaKyiv]

What does this mean???

Did they elect a new Putin or not?🤔

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

This was by the way when I started liking Haaland 😉

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Saw this and thought of you.

[mad @madli]

@DanBiancoNYC @W01101010 @NewYorker last row cannot recline though

[olexander scherba🇺🇦 @olex_scherba]

A fine Russian “kitchen joke” of today. I.e. not be used in public, only in the kitchen. In whisper.

A pro-Putin guy pulls into a gas station and asks:
- How much for gasoline?
The attendant answers:
- 200 rubles a liter.
- What do you mean, 200?! Yesterday it was 100!
- That’s right: 100 rubles is for the gasoline, and another 100 goes toward building a multipolar world.

The pro-Putin character sighs, but proudly hands over 200 rubles.

The attendant takes the money, hands back 100, and says:

- There’s no gasoline.

[UEFA Obscura @UEFAObscura]

🏆 Every Round of 16 match at the 2026 World Cup has been won by the nation with more sheep per square kilometre.

[mad @madli]

@guy_herbert @simongerman600 no venomous animals, so I think Pluto is pulling ahead ;)

[mad @madli]

@yeahghman @runnel miks Tõeline Karlova pole miljöö:(?

[mad @madli]

@IrisTechss @nexta_tv Putin is currently telling Lukashenko just how many pieces he will be in if he doesn't cooperate :D

[mad @madli]

Matt and Tom came looking for our ice roads but that winter had been too warm.
So instead, Tom found some ice elsewhere :D
https://t.co/348zHJbiBK

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

There are ice roads in Estonia where it’s illegal to wear a seatbelt in case you need to escape your car quickly. (📷: Olavi Jaggo)

[mad @madli]

@EngridValdis @_seraphina_vale Anyone can make up an anecdotal story to support their position.
I don't believe you.

[mad @madli]

@Dseims @elektrikala_ee @Martinlaineolen kui küsimus ainult Martinile, siis on Teie suure tähega:)

[mad @madli]

@INFINITEGULAG @TheFl0orIsLaVa yeah, her translation gets the general message across, but there is a very clear distinction between "behaving normally" and "being normal".
she's young tho, and already back in my day Russian was an elective in so many schools; and while I get why, I am glad it wasn't in mine

[mad @madli]

@howdidyouseeme1 @vivchook @simongerman600 🇩🇪👀

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Cat said: “I told you we didn’t need a dog” 😂

[mad @madli]

@GreekNME @kristal11902 @adnashmyash @petite_michelle can you or can you not buy that product with a little additional annoyance/delay? or are you washing your clothes by hand with household soap and this is just a fake display of product to photograph for westerners?

[mad @madli]

@sarkasmus_hilft @adnashmyash @petite_michelle or if there was anything left of whatever it was when you got to the front

[mad @madli]

poor Raygun catching strays from #Eurovision

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

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