فواد چوہدری کی جہالت کا جواب گروک نے ہی دے دیا
بینکوں میں چیک جمع ہونے کے بعد کلئیرنس اگلے دن ہی ہوتی ہے
جو 55 روپے کلومیٹر ہیلی کاپٹر چلواتا تھا اور جس کے لیڈر نے ارب روپے لگا دئیے وہ تو چپ ہی رہے تو بہتر ہے
کچھ عرصہ پہلے ٹک ٹاک کے لیے سہ��ل آفریدی کراچی جانے کے لیے مسافر جہاز میں گیا سب یوتھیوں نے آسمان سر پر اٹھا لیا وہ چاہتا تو خصوصی طیارہ استعمال کرتا اب ہیلی کاپٹر سے اتر کر فراٹے بھرتا پرائیوٹ جیٹ پر بیٹھ رہا اور کوئی ایک یوتھیا یہ پوسٹ نہی کرے گا
تحریک انصاف والوں کا جب دل کرتا مولانا کو گالیاں دیتے جب مشکل میں پھنس جاتے تو ملنے بھی پہنچ جاتے ہیں ویسے مولانا صاحب کو سہیل آفریدی سے ملنے سے انکار کرنا چاہیے تھا
Diplomatic efforts for peaceful settlement of the ongoing war in the Middle East are progressing steadily, strongly and powerfully with the potential to lead to substantive results in near future. To allow diplomacy to run its course, I earnestly request President Trump to extend the deadline for two weeks. Pakistan, in all sincerity, requests the Iranian brothers to open Strait of Hormuz for a corresponding period of two weeks as a goodwill gesture. We also urge all warring parties to observe a ceasefire everywhere for two weeks to allow diplomacy to achieve conclusive termination of war, in the interest of long-term peace and stability in the region.
@realDonaldTrump@JDVance@SecRubio@SteveWitkoff@SEPeaceMissions@drpezeshkian@mb_ghalibaf@araghchi
Since winning a Cricket World Cup was becoming more & more difficult so Pakistanis rather aimed for the Nobel. Absolute diplomatic conquest. Whether it fails or succeeds in two weeks or before that, we have done our part. Pakistan will be remembered as a State that held onto pragmatism & sense amidst nerve crushing chaos. The World counted on us for a hiatus & we delivered it. At least I’ve never seen such prominence of Pakistan on the foreign front in my entire life. Proud !!
Bad News, Kiddos !!
More additions to the curriculum. Upcoming New Chapters in Pak Studies:
1. Islamabad Accords & World Peace
2. How Pakistan saved the World in 2026?
3. Pakistan as Global Peacemaker. 😉
What a country !! Took a loan from the IMF, then stopped a potential World War, also attacked Afghanistan, talked ceasefire with China, then became a Global Peacemaker, also stood with Iran, then condemned attack on KSA, then negotiated with Trump while the nation watched PSL.
With the greatest humility, I am pleased to announce that the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America, along with their allies, have agreed to an immediate ceasefire everywhere including Lebanon and elsewhere, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
I warmly welcome the sagacious gesture and extend deepest gratitude to the leadership of both the countries and invite their delegations to Islamabad on Friday, 10th April 2026, to further negotiate for a conclusive agreement to settle all disputes.
Both parties have displayed remarkable wisdom and understanding and have remained constructively engaged in furthering the cause of peace and stability. We earnestly hope, that the ‘Islamabad Talks’ succeed in achieving sustainable peace and wish to share more good news in coming days!
@realDonaldTrump@JDVance@SecRubio@SteveWitkoff@SEPeaceMissions@drpezeshkian@mb_ghalibaf@araghchi
نواز شریف نااہلی پر PTI , اینکر کاشف عباسی کو مبارک دیتے رہے انکی نواز شریف ناہلی مشن پر
پھر انہی کاشف عباسی نے مانا کہ نواز شریف کی نااہلی اور سزا کا فیصلہ غلط تھا اور “بڑے لوگوں “ نے نااہلی کروائ
اب یہ بتا رہے کہ جمہوریت اب ناپید ہے ملک مین :1