Michael Rees

[Meg @MegOfficiall]

Flight Attendant: “Sir, you need to leave the aircraft.”

Passenger: “Excuse me?”

“We have received a complaint about you.”

The passenger looked around.

The plane was already full.

Everyone was watching.

He calmly asked, “What complaint?”

The flight attendant leaned closer.

“A woman says you stole her $12,000.”

The entire cabin erupted in whispers.

The passenger immediately stood up.

“I’ve never seen that woman before.”

The woman pointed at him from three rows behind.

“He took my money at the airport!”

Security was called.

The passenger opened his suitcase.

Nothing.

Then his wallet.

Nothing.

The woman insisted….

[Michael Rees @madmikeyrees]

@RolandsDelectus That was scrapped by the conservative party about 2 years ago.

[Michael Rees @madmikeyrees]

@femalebodybuil6 Can opener. Old school.

[Michael Rees @madmikeyrees]

@Port0214 TRYING TO MAKE ENDS MEET.

[Michael Rees @madmikeyrees]

@Port0214 @BrexitDuck dont agree . 1980s Margaret Thatcher. Privatized and sold all that was good. PROFIT before people.

[Michael Rees @madmikeyrees]

@Port0214 @leighkeystone TOTALLY AGREE. Liar, thieves. Money that could spent else where. Line their pockets and then run.

[Michael Rees @madmikeyrees]

@Port0214 @wesstreeting Blue or red, makes no difference. Whole system in need of a overhaul.

[Michael Rees @madmikeyrees]

@Port0214 @wesstreeting WILL BE THE SAME IF LABOUR GET IN. SORT OUT TORY MESS. MAGIC ROUNDABOUT.

[Michael Rees @madmikeyrees]

@Port0214 @UKLabour Can we trust any person?? Each party not fit to lead.

[Michael Rees @madmikeyrees]

@ColwillStephen we know that current goverment hashands in the cookie jar, nothing said or done. Put your house in order before moaning about something you created!

[Michael Rees @madmikeyrees]

@AdamBienkov my local mp. asshole

[Michael Rees @madmikeyrees]

@Conservatives No, just get robbed by your conservtive goverment.

[Michael Rees @madmikeyrees]

I LIKE HIS THINKING.https://t.co/mniwNMJn33

[Michael Rees @madmikeyrees]

@chrissydelamare RED, BLUE EACH AS BAD. Its a lucky dip

[Michael Rees @madmikeyrees]

@andrewmeyerson @SteveBarclay @Specsavers if only the mps followed that advice,

[Michael Rees @madmikeyrees]

@stfcphil take a look at history and it was parlment that stepped in to stop a king from taking the pissout of the people. fast foreward , we have a king with the same name. would be nice if he throw this lot under the bus!

[Michael Rees @madmikeyrees]

@AngelaRayner CAN WE SACK YOU. WASTE OF TIME. NO IDEA, NO PLAN. Better of with you gone.If you sack any of them best watch out, general strike just around corner.

[Michael Rees @madmikeyrees]

@Parody_PM Well put!!! A country that was had ship building, coal industry,cooper & tin mining, a steel industry, car industry. a great navy, army & airforce. Gorverments red or blue have stripped this country to this. No plan, No plan, no idea

[Michael Rees @madmikeyrees]

@Kevin_Maguire he's a puppet,someone else pulling the strings!!!

[Michael Rees @madmikeyrees]

@Keir_Starmer well i hope you do, to many hands in the cookie jar. Time it stopped, and i dont just mean MPs! to many hand outs to those that dont deserve them.