MadMimsy

This was all a huge accident.

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I'm gonna get a stick figure for the back of my car...just the one stick figure.

Just me.

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@LifeWithGrams @TikTokSupport @TikTokSupport fix this. Kris and Grams bring so much joy to your app. The claims against the account are invalid.

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...but how often is it that it is what it isn’t?

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@milosokhowru Raoul Duke?

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@milosokhowru Hunter S. Thompson?

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@milosokhowru Always Sunny

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@punker_irl Those stars though 🐘

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@punker_irl ‘Ello, love. 🐘

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@punker_irl Prints of your art! 🐘

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It is really so weird that we lose all of our teeth and grow new ones.

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Are Twitter crushes still a thing?

Follow-up question: If so, where do I sign up?

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Let’s all take a break from consuming to create.

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@Chelsea_Buddy So. Much. Change. I’m finding it hard to assimilate after being away for so long. It’s overwhelming. But at least you’re consistent 😍

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@Chelsea_Buddy Hi! ♥️ How’s things?

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@UnFitz Genius.

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@BadRadger Specifically @ 1:08

https://t.co/71rUS2Vw3M

[Betty @BoomBoomBetty]

*sitting in silence

Microsoft Word Clippy: It looks like you’re overthinking something trivial and getting ready to sabotage a relationship. Can I help?

[tom @pilau]

Operator: what’s your emergency

Me: my fridge fell on me

Operator: is anything broken

Me: some eggs maybe

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I miss starring tweets. These hearts imply waaay too much.

[Cats Against Humanity™ @CatsVsHumanity]

Things that make you a piece of shit:

• littering

• being mean to animals

• parking like an asshole

• being rude to servers

• lacking empathy for others

• being racist, sexist, bigot, etc

• not returning your goddamn shopping cart to the goddamn cart corral