Joanna Haines

Me, just me!

[Joanna Haines @madmojo24]

Just out of interest, I’m intrigued to know how many of you folk out there put your bra in a washing machine? @Elomi_lingerie refusing to refund a £45 bra after a couple of wears and a wash, all because I didn’t hand wash it!!! 🤔

[Joanna Haines @madmojo24]

@MusharafAsghar 27?? Wow, time has flown by. Happy birthday! I remember watching that episode numerous times and shedding a tear every time. Now working in education, I can only dream of having any kind of impact on a child, as your teachers did for you!

[Joanna Haines @madmojo24]

The world has gone mad! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis @DrLoupis]

No. Women have periods.

[Gloucestershire Live @GlosLiveOnline]

Police have issued an urgent appeal

https://t.co/bf3ViK02cq

[Kathryn CJ Hall 📚 @kathrynhall_]

I was telling my mum about David Beckham coming under fire for calling the Lionesses "girls".

"Well, what are they, then?" she asked.

"Girls," I said

"So what's the problem?" Mum asked.

"No idea," I replied.

And that was the end of that bollocks.

[Joanna Haines @madmojo24]

@kathrynhall_ Best tweet (or whatever you bloody call it these days) I’ve read in ages! #girls #Lionesses

[Joanna Haines @madmojo24]

@AndiWheeler2016 @SoVeryBritish I’m so glad someone else does this, live in a flat with a big storage cupboard….. known as the cupboard under the stairs!!!🤣

[Joanna Haines @madmojo24]

@edibow Well the idiots who felt it ok to be abusive in any form, have now gained her another fan! Currently on the red button and I shall be looking into more of her music. Good on her and I hope you keyboard warriors realise you’ve got her more publicity. Good work!!! #billyNoMates

[Joanna Haines @madmojo24]

@MariaRMGBNews I’m gobsmacked. What on earth possesses someone to do this? Saddened also that they felt this was ok and clearly meant little to them of where they actually were 😔

[Joanna Haines @madmojo24]

@Pandamoanimum This took me far too long to get…. Eejit!!!! Future dental appointments will never be the same again 🤣

[Joanna Haines @madmojo24]

@StormHuntley Nooooooo!!!

[Joanna Haines @madmojo24]

@MichelleDewbs His family must be so incredibly proud….

[Joanna Haines @madmojo24]

@Emmmma82 @MichelleDewbs She clearly wasn’t embarrassed. Worryingly, she looked bloody happy with it!!! I can’t figure out why personally!

[Norman Brennan @NormanBrennan]

Folks occasionally one just wants to see humans being kind; here a team of men unite & save a dog from drowning in a river; If millions had the same Utd attitude of fixing a broken World; as bad as things are our World might just be a nicer place Eh?🤷‍♂️👍

[Joanna Haines @madmojo24]

@AmandaHolden @BGT Get off the bed with your shoes on!!!!

[Joanna Haines @madmojo24]

@kategarraway Yep, used one a fair few times!!

[Lorraine @lorraine]

Primary school teacher
@ICT_MrP
explains why our teachers have been pushed to the difficult decision to strike, and the list is a lot longer than just pay.

#Lorraine #Teacherstrike

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

For all the people who’ve been through this 😢 https://t.co/ThKA3iIUWp

[Joanna Haines @madmojo24]

@rickygervais Breaks me every time 😢. Absolute genius writing @rickygervais

[Joanna Haines @madmojo24]

@MadScientistFF Absolutely. And usually complete that with ‘won’t be long’. He looks at me as if to say ‘yeah, you always say that…. Whatever!!’