bongo fury

life is the comical tragedy known as calamity. be the swizzle stick in the cocktail of chaos. i identity as memyself&i, we, they, tv, man, coati

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@JCLee10453346 @senatemajldr John Lewis was a man of action and mindful words, not one for pouting. was he too upitty for you? did your gradpappy own a plantation?

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@GlamRatchet tweak ...

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@armageddy @Eric_Schmitt https://t.co/OsDAAbIMdC

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@GOPLeader look out for lightning.

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@FlyIngenuity we’re all alone on this rock together. 🦄

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@kyrstensinema @katiehobbs Joe Manchin in drag.

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@RepMTG is that a reference to goose stepping?

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@FROzenLiberal That glorious fro simply cannot be ignored.

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@RepMTG “when we lose, just say we won.” lies, the republican platform.

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@RepAndyBiggsAZ in case you haven’t noticed, a presidential incited insurrection is rather unprecedented - hence these are unprecedented times.

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@MarshaBlackburn now do protecting democracy.

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@FROzenLiberal it can be seen from space.

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Classic and perfect.

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A history teacher @antisocstudies explains the historical significance of @lizzo playing James Madison's 200-year-old crystal flute

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@GenXEsq not with those winglets...houston, we have issues.

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@RonnyJacksonTX paging doctor hackenquack, dr. hackenquack please report to proctology.

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@juliejamjar happy b-day and have a good trans-country trot! a stout undertaking. respect.

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@daralynn13 cloudy with a chance of humping

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@FROzenLiberal that is one heroic fro!

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@MonicaCrowley is your “escort” app profitable yet?

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@joncoopertweets wanna carpool