Madeleine

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

So humiliating when I go get ice cream with people who order flavors like Earl Gray or Lavender or Lemon and then my greedy ass orders like Chocolate Chipper Double Dipper Brownie Explosion Landslide

[charlie @shape_rotation]

I bring a sort of Scandinavian rigidity to dishwasher organization and it’s clashing with my roommates’ boho artistic methodology

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

You need to be plaquemaxxing.

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

I’ve boarded flights on percents you wouldn’t go to the bathroom with

[Pettyondemand @famousbutnotme]

The real reason why Sincere caked Jen.

[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

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[em 🍉 @vanderrwaals]

was watching pop culture jeoopardy and got really excited about this question

[ameretto soap from the farmers market is back @squidgicumsquee]

It’s capers, it’s sunscreen, it’s big sandwich… it’s cheap bikini on the beach. It’s chilli oil, it’s frozen grapes, it’s the coldest beer you’ve ever had… it’s lemon, it’s greek bakery sourdough, it’s 1970’s shitty beach read… it’s freckles, it’s sweat, it’s your best shorts

[lis @hoaxgreco]

you find me in a very marnie michaels time of my life

[Danny O’Leary @DannyOLearyNH]

not a trend it's a lifestyle, brother

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Getting kicked off Jeopardy! for repeatedly making the throat slitting motion with my hand every time time I get a question right or wrong

[Council of DC @councilofdc]

DC is going through unprecedented, challenging times

The critics: DC sucks! It’s just soulless federal bureaucrats, in a swamp

Us: But we still have porches. And music. Dammit.

[Chocolate💋 @favoritel8dy]

Accepting the problems I created

[CLAUDIA MORALES @CLAUDIAPOSTING]

woke up so hungover that within seconds of gaining conscience i said out loud to no one “the only way out is through”

[A🏹 @seattleiminyou]

Going to Dunkin Donuts tomorrow morning

[Elyse @ElyseBee]

i will vote for whatever candidate promises to fix the lack of frozen custard and soft serve in the district of columbia.

[Kyle @KSC_319]

She did capture life actually

[Madeleine @madnessleine]

If you know your ex is relating to tiger woods, you won #weup