madro

a running list of everything I hate

[madro @madr0]

I don’t always mean to share my Instagram to Facebook but when my parents friends hype me up in the comments I’m all about it

[madro @madr0]

“I only listen to Christmas music from dead people” - Raymond

[madro @madr0]

I wish I had a penny for everytime I’ve heard “Madison you HAVE to stop talking”

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Good morning to everyone except Disney+

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

I could live on bread alone

[madro @madr0]

I think I’m a pretty cool person but then here I am, sobbing to a home organization show on a Wednesday during my lunch break.

[madro @madr0]

When do I have to stop blaming the “fall back” from Daylight Saving Time for all of my problems?

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Will someone tell me if it's a good thing or a bad thing that since he lost, Trump fired the defense secretary who told him he couldn't send troops to U.S. cities and the three secretaries in charge of the nuclear arsenal

[madro @madr0]

I am not ashamed that I use Zoom’s beautification filter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[madro @madr0]

Sir... you’re FIRED

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[madro @madr0]

Even more now

[madro @madr0]

I wish I could tune into a live stream of Trump’s hissy fit rn

[madro @madr0]

I wish I could tune into a live stream of Trump’s hissy fit rn

[madro @madr0]

I also identify as Gen Z okay

[madro @madr0]

Do all these Gen Z kids actually look good in their jeans? Or is it just on IG?How come I immediately look like a coach on a school field trip?

[madro @madr0]

Been counting coffee and endless Tik Tok scrolling as my morning meditation

[madro @madr0]

The only way I could get attention in college at a bar was by saying “Asuhh Dude”, worked every time.

[madro @madr0]

Get OUT if you still drink LaCroix in the 2020 market of sparkling waters

[madro @madr0]

Remember “True Life” jokes?
Haha, like “True Life: I suck”

[madro @madr0]

Can you translate my dad? “Bring down the Jacuzzi plate”

Charcuterie plate. 😂.

[madro @madr0]

I just overheard my elderly neighbor (and best friend) say to a Republican campaigner at our door “This year I’m voting for peace!” #Biden2020 #Peace