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I mostly tweet when my adderall wears off

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thinking of purchasing some Mexican jumping beans

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@beharney Bob fucks

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I just did yoga breaths w the lady at the liquor store. I’m no longer atheist

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@km0ney_swag @galindo_doe This looks like lance Armstrong man parts

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@beharney E

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@beharney Haha same tho 🙈

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Me after too many shots on a Thursday

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@Dialitup1223 Tysm

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@galindo_doe Go frogs

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@beharney yooooo New England says that too- throw some respect on east coast name

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She’s a 10, but can only have sex while listening to cotton eyed joe

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She’s a 10 but she can’t legally drink

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Damn I love a good trinket

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Soft launch

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Maybe if uncle Cracker was playing at Coachella id consider going

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I’m so grateful to Justin Timberlake for bringing sexy back.

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@JazyZeta Needed this today. Ty

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@galindo_doe Make is 54mg

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I wanna matter 🥺🥺

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In a constant state of ‘I never wanna drink again’ and ‘can I have 3 fireball shots right now plz’

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How about we don’t kink shame this holiday season?