Madz

[Madz @Mads028262]

Never rely on a man

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

If your gut telling you somebody acting weird, THEY ACTING WEIRD.

[jynx @jynxbby]

relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Weekends are for having fun”

me:

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world bitch

[Madz @Mads028262]

Twitter has offically died

[Madz @Mads028262]

@VerityFeltman I do this when I’m sad too, and I’ll add things and never buy them I should start tho

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

maybe in another life i punched that bitch

[𖤝 @Jhanakaruna]

may you experience your own kindness.

[Madz @Mads028262]

@VerityFeltman Nooo I feel like you could make it look so cool

[(っ•̀ㅅ•́ c ) @michibuns]

I know a hot dog hate to see me coming

[cory @coolmathgame_]

doctor: do you smoke or drink

me: yes

doctor: ok

me: are u mad at me

[mitchie 👼🏾 💘 @heavensentsliit]

why tf are they mermaid man and barnacle boy

[Madz @Mads028262]

“He thinks a pedophile is someone who crashes into a ditch”

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

texted my friends trying to plan a bar crawl for my birthday and 2 out of 10 replied so I just sent this and left the group. Cancer season in full swing babyyyy!!!