Madeline Anne

exposing men since 1999

[Madeline Anne @mads__7]

“you’re making words but you’re not making sense” @corrineevans1 knows i am #unwell

[Madeline Anne @mads__7]

this man within ten minutes of meeting me: “what’s ur body count”
BRO WHAT

[Madeline Anne @mads__7]

beware of a woman with a broken heart

[Madeline Anne @mads__7]

me when a guy has a criminal record: 😩😩😍

[Madeline Anne @mads__7]

being single is super fun i really like playing the “who will ghost the other first” game!!

[Madeline Anne @mads__7]

girls always saying they are fighting against abuse until the abuser is one of their male friends, then they don’t wanna deal w it

[Madeline Anne @mads__7]

MGK could get it but so could megan fox, i would be there 3rd any day lmao

[Madeline Anne @mads__7]

ready to spend all summer out & about in this suit

[Madeline Anne @mads__7]

got two major surgeries and lost most of my friends, when you stop reaching out it really shows you how one-sided most friendships are

[Madeline Anne @mads__7]

i am the taylor swift of tinder

[Madeline Anne @mads__7]

i really didn’t think 21 would consist of me getting excited over a $1,400 deposit from the government due to a pandemic, and spending 60% of my screen time swiping on a dating app and wondering what my exes are doing even tho i broke up w them

[Madeline Anne @mads__7]

TBH i g2g this shit is too stressful ttyl

[Madeline Anne @mads__7]

i go out with the biggest fuckboys on dating apps so y’all don’t have to lmfao. i swear to god i’ve been on more tinder/bumble/hinge dates than anyone else i know

[Madeline Anne @mads__7]

advice for the ladies: never date a guy who drives a Subaru STI

never date a guy who hangs out at Sheetz w his friends

never date a guy with a pornstar as his lockscreen

never date a guy named Myke

[Madeline Anne @mads__7]

psa, no one talk to my exes bc they’re still hung up on their high school gfs🤣

[Madeline Anne @mads__7]

shoutout to the last guy i dated who said he was simping just bc he told me i’m attractive and paid for my dinner ONCE

[💭 @Heart21Cold]

Treating a Girl right isn't simping, its called being a Man

[Madeline Anne @mads__7]

i just ordered a shirt that says “please don’t do coke in the bathroom” and i think that perfectly represents the entirety of 2021

[Madeline Anne @mads__7]

if i text anyone some wack shit today i apologize in advance, it’s the Dilaudid and morphine not me

[Madeline Anne @mads__7]

just sitting here in the hospital thinking about when @mollyannnnn12 said “i’m willing to die soon but not this soon ya know” after we stayed up until 5am three nights in a row🤣