I've tried to be diplomatic, I've tried to see things from his point of view, I've listened to many arguments on both sides.... But the conclusion is I just straight up wanna punch Trump square in the face
Yesterday I saw two of my former female tinder matches on a date, and it was like the lesbian circle of life, what a beautiful day (they looked cute af together and neither wronged me so I wish them all the best)
I love when a butch lesbian comes into work and tries to save me from the creepy man at the door.. thank you beautiful warrior with a blonde quiff you are my saviour
The friends to keep in adult life are the ones who you might not speak to for months but then it's totally chill when you do cus you both know you've just been cracking on with life and they're not butthurt that they weren't your top priority
Having not gone to uni, I've always thought student houses can't be THAT bad... we've had 2 students staying with us for 2 days now and I can't tell you the size of the puddle in the bathroom or the amount of subway wrappers lying round the house.. Airbnb struggles
You know when you're honestly just tryna go to one of ya fave bands gigs and be chill but they walk past, then sit at the table behind you at dinner? "Didn't wanna be the guy who asked for a photo"/pussied out.. hope you enjoyed ya pizza lads @DONBROCO
Cambridge Junction has a capacity of 850.. the 5 story carpark opposite only has 2 pay machines.. and one was out of order after a gig last night.. #gladiwasatthefront#queuefordays
@emiliefrost Girl, with the cellulite and stretch marks on my arse and hips, it's like I'm packing the surface of the moon back there! But every now and then they go almost shiny and that's kinda cute ✨
Although I'm 22, don't live at home, work a full time job, pay taxes, pay my own rent, have a phone contract, have a car and have done for a while now, because I'm under 25 my minimum wage is less and my car insurance is more than double that of someone over 25
On the flip side, am I truly a real adult? Probs not cus I didn't take insurance out on my laptop and it's gonna cost me £600 to repair so ya'know, win some ya lose some. I might just crawl in a hole and eat chips for the rest of the week, adios.