mads🩷

25 | bit weird | mum to Arabella | literature enthusiast

[mads🩷 @madsaisha]

he’s a 10 but he’s a self serving sociopath who created a virus that resulted in a zombie apocalypse

[maia @mxmtoon]

turns out your partner can be your best friend and it's awesome

[mads🩷 @madsaisha]

2/2

Our tenancy ends on 7th of August, but apparently knowing when we’re moving house is a luxury we haven’t unlocked yet. 🙃

[mads🩷 @madsaisha]

1/2

No complaints about the actual legal work from our solicitor — that part has been absolutely fine. The communication, though? 10/10 if the goal is to make your clients repeatedly chase for updates and guess whether their completion date of 30 July is actually happening.

[Overheard At Download @OvrhrdDwnload]

“Yeah but Vessel is hotter than Jesus”
#OverheardAtDownload

[Overheard At Download @OvrhrdDwnload]

“Is it the mile high club if it’s on a Ferris wheel?”
#OverheardAtDownload

[mads🩷 @madsaisha]

@vintedUK absolutely disgusted with your response to a report of an item being damaged during transit. Claiming that the item was packaged “poorly”, even though the buyer advised it was packaged well is not good enough!! Please tell me how I go about disputing your decision!!

[Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️ @unhingedA03]

Killing cannon and rifling through its pockets for spare plots

[Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️ @unhingedA03]

blink and you miss it cannibalism

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

“you’re crazy” god forbid i keep my family traits alive

[b @wwxwashere]

generational run on ao3 author notes

[mads🩷 @madsaisha]

Postpartum is getting nap-trapped and your toes turning blue because you didn’t have time to put on socks🫠

[tumblr @tumblr]

hi @AO3_Status u up?

[mads🩷 @madsaisha]

@NespressoUK hi, we are having issues with one of our orders - it is with the courier (DPD) and they have directed us back to you but no luck on the app. Can someone help please?? Feel like we are going in circles.

[diana⁷ @kooberrylatte]

mcr is active. phan went public. zouis are releasing a roadtrip documentary. halsey is about to tour the badlands album. it's a huge year for my teenage 2014 tumblr self

[Marie 🪴 @MEC288]

Bat got in the house.
Me to daughter, with great enthusiasm: “SEE HOW IT’S FLYING IN CIRCLES?? IT’S ORIENTING ITSELF AND TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT!”
Daughter: [screaming]

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

i’m sorry to announce that due to phil finishing the cereal and leaving the empty box in the cupboard we will be breaking up

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

ENGLAND WIN THE WOMEN'S RUGBY WORLD CUP! 🌹🏉

What a journey, and what a team. Champions for a third time. 👏🏆

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

The craziest thing about Tylenol and autism is that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.

[mads🩷 @madsaisha]

@drunkenangel99 Don’t ever dye your hair black😬