mads

tennessee alum

[donni saphire @donni]

Please do not expect me to know or care about anything, I’m very tired and medium stupid

[Julie Scharper @Juliemore]

🧵If you’ve been to Ocean City this fall or winter, you might have noticed signs saying “Do it for Gavin” or “Justice for Gavin.” (Photos by the great @KaitlinObscura)

[Gabrielle✨ @gabbyjaaay__]

THE GRINCH IS BETTER THAN POLAR EXPRESS

[waliu @idek_tb]

Mom: “Don’t wind the dog up”

Me:

[Davy Crockett’s Burner Account @golargecitrus]

INJECT THIS IN MY VEINS

[Tennessee Football @Vol_Football]

THE GOALPOSTS HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING

[A. @ASSHB25]

Don’t invite me to yo crib if yo couch peeling because imma peel it some more when you not looking

[Ty Sunderland 🏁 @TySunderland]

⚠️ Time to BeReal ⚠️

[emma :o @3mmaL3yva]

i look at my friends locations like they’re my little sims

[Cal! (is playing FFXIV) @bopit_with_legs]

Good morning I guess

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

i accidentally said “big” instead of “grande” at starbucks n they took me behind the store n shot me in my leg

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[mads @madshedr]

I would like to correct this absolute slander by saying we were in and out in 30 minutes and Josh did enjoy his time there. Thank you and goodnight.

[JDM @Joshua__DM]

Made the mistake of going to target with two white women. I’m going to be here for hours

[mads @madshedr]

@Joshua__DM this may be your first take i can get behind

[mads @madshedr]

sometimes i wonder why i am such a princess and then i remember that last night i left my car at my parents house and this morning my dad delivered it to me 45 mins away with a full tank of gas because i was hungover and he didn’t want me to have to come get it

[mads @madshedr]

my yearly “damn i miss my brother” tweet

[BLUSH @prettyblushh]

It took me 25 years to realize that Love is not enough for me. People can love you & still hurt you. Shit sometimes people kill people because they love them. But loyalty & respect is way more challenging & takes way more character to sustain a solid relationship

[Shan 🌱 @shan__greene]

Nothing has changed @madshedr