Madeline O'Malley

Writer, Storyteller, Comedian.

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@patriottakes What an embarrassment.

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@feiyse It should be illegal

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@patriottakes What an embarrassment.

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@PaulVallas Well, you certainly are a tool.

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@mattxiv Good for them

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@mattxiv Dead.

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@jLaurine_ @blix_bbb Diet Coke is better though

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@miriamcb @ChiPubSchools @cta @VentraChicago They come loaded with $5 worth of rides. But also, CTA should be free for students.

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@WSarnataro @fuckyouiquit “Alphas never quit” I’m deceased

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@CASAlonso @katiecouric Cool, then don’t have an abortion after 12 weeks.

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@90DayFckery I literally hate this doofus.

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@QueenAtLiveAid @ColMorrisDavis @RepMTG But do the gorillas know?

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@TomasReuning @jacksonpCTU @CTULocal1 Yeah this is trash, but what we have grown used to. I’m also not a classroom teacher but am a dues paying, voting member of CTU, do my perspective and opinions not matter either?

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@ChiTeacherMemes Death!

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My house might be haunted. Someone put a new roll of toilet paper on the holder and I was under the impression that the teenagers who live with me didn’t know how to do that.

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@EllaTheRef I didn’t hear about who or anyone being walked out, but I heard some of the fight on Snapchat

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Did anyone hang on to the receipt for @PedroCPSCEO? I would like to return him.

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@MilaKoumpilova Worst. Calendar. Ever.

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@PeterSchiff Imagine being this guy.

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@Crazyillinifan1 @michaelsobrien @wyhs says you can watch on the U