Just Another Asymmetrical Face

Legitimately the most nobody.*

*Does that sound like bragging?

[Just Another Asymmetrical Face @madtsara]

@JoeBiden That nomenclature worked out so well for Regan.

[Just Another Asymmetrical Face @madtsara]

@ginayashere @ouraring Because they believe it is likely that you will give up and just purchase a replacement instead of jumping through their hoops.

[Just Another Asymmetrical Face @madtsara]

@DrakeGatsby How do you feel about the best of times? Or maybe the worst of times?

[Just Another Asymmetrical Face @madtsara]

@SaoilElla @cmclymer Their children don't go to public schools.

[Just Another Asymmetrical Face @madtsara]

@SJKSalisbury So, you were able to take a photo of him here, sitting innocently, but have no footage if the alleged 'crime'? That, itself, is suspect, sir.

[Just Another Asymmetrical Face @madtsara]

@CatsOfYore Me, calling a new vet:
I would like to make an appointment for my pet, Early
Vet office: What kind of animal is Early
Me: She is a cat
Vet Office: What breed is she?
Me:...
...
... grey?

[Just Another Asymmetrical Face @madtsara]

@iSmashFizzle I feel like this would automatically resolve 3 leftover angsts from your teen years.

[Just Another Asymmetrical Face @madtsara]

@indyfromspace Wander, lost in the desert, weeping in frustration?

[Just Another Asymmetrical Face @madtsara]

@flyingmonkey13 Every. Fucking. One.

[Gnome Anne May Perceive Me @annethegnome]

Amanita muscaria (fly agaric) is a cool mushroom & all (reindeer guard their patches so they can trip on it!) but I'm tired of every pop-culture mushroom being the same red-cap with white-warts design. For your consideration, other pretty mushrooms 🧵

[Just Another Asymmetrical Face @madtsara]

@ReuvenBlau @RosaGoldensohn I remember how excited I was about cops wearing body cams back in the day. Because I was foolish enough to think the cops had the capacity for shame and cop on citizen assaults would end. I'm smarter now than I was then. And sadder.

[Just Another Asymmetrical Face @madtsara]

@ItsTheBrandi 😼

[Just Another Asymmetrical Face @madtsara]

@ML_Philosophy Expect him to do 50% of the emotional labor in a cis-het relationship.

[Just Another Asymmetrical Face @madtsara]

@MadScientistFF It is a dead heat between Eye of the Beholder and The Road to Wellsville

[Just Another Asymmetrical Face @madtsara]

@flynetterie @HelloCullen The most adorable voter fraud ever 😍

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Insulin should be free.

[Just Another Asymmetrical Face @madtsara]

@prisonculture Me, too. My partner gave me Covid for Christmas.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

$25/hr minimum wage.

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

owning a dog or cat is weird when you think about it.. "lol what if i spent thousands of dollars in food and medical bills so that a tiny idiot can live in my house for 15 years"

[Val for Nevada @ValforNevada]

I was incarcerated when I was a 14 year old child and it will never stop being weird and monstrous to me that the US has actual child prisons and we all just think that’s normal