Madelyn

supermam

[The Porn Project @ThePornProject1]

Lisa Ann ❤️‍🔥

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I was arguing with a guy at a bar. He said he was a big pop star in the 80s.

I didn’t believe him, but he was adamant…

[Abby Vesoulis @abbyvesoulis]

The woman—me—was too stunned to speak.

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

fair play, that’s a decent signing.

[Sokeel Park 박석길 @Sokeel]

New Korean hero just dropped: Dude making somaek in progressively ridiculous ways while his wife shouts at him
https://t.co/ouL4vjueU1

[Hayley Ellis @Hayles_Ellis]

Like a contemporary performing arts company have been asked to act out the menstrual cycle.

[Vic and Bob @IsItTrue_false]

Bob's Organ
Lots of people asked for this.....because it's one of the greatest tv moments ever.

[Jaclyn A. Siegel, PhD @jacasiegel]

Gather ‘round, ladies. It’s time for the annual buying of The Notebook That Will Change Everything™️.

[A common lawyer @acommonlawyer]

An 88-year-old Frenchman presented at Toulon A&E yesterday with a First World War shell shoved up his arse. Bomb disposal were called to make it safe. The hospital was evacuated. I wish this was a joke.

[Dominic Lipscombe @DomLip94]

The old womans probably gone home and said ‘i was speaking to a penguin in the car park’ and the family have had her put down

[Felicity Hannah @FelicityHannah]

Did you know you can tell the age of a fake Christmas tree by counting the rings of tape on the box?

[Stephen R Jones @Meliden]

“I will not accept that it’s a highly dangerous road”
From ITN archives.

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

[People Selling Mirrors @SellingAMirror]

"If anyone's interested"

[The Real Destiny Marilyn @sweet_novacanee]

Nobody :

Me & my friends telling jokes :

[Arron Crascall @arron_crascall]

Safety Tips Don’t Work!

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

When you strut like a global traveller, but have never been on a plane before.