uncle jack

thinnest of thin gentlemen with a beakiest of beaky noses

[uncle jack @madunclejack]

2 girls 1 bird

[uncle jack @madunclejack]

you can't spell happiness without penis

[uncle jack @madunclejack]

If she ain't shitting the bed after she eats Mexican, she ain't for me.

[uncle jack @madunclejack]

my thingy went off when you entered the room

[uncle jack @madunclejack]

when the wind blows through your thigh gap and it actually whistles a little bit

[uncle jack @madunclejack]

when you stretch so hard you lose a couple of chromosomes

[uncle jack @madunclejack]

Handcuffs & cake

[uncle jack @madunclejack]

I'm tired of being a bird

[uncle jack @madunclejack]

id make the elephant feel whale cummed

[eve @csiirac]

id make the elephant feel welcomed

[uncle jack @madunclejack]

@stewmacx bitch you wanna make some mf money?

[uncle jack @madunclejack]

*Waitress* And what would you like eat?

A double barrel shotgun please

[uncle jack @madunclejack]

you ever eat so much that you have to just sit in misery for the next few hours?

[uncle jack @madunclejack]

@bashfoal no exactly

[uncle jack @madunclejack]

Brushing my teeth with her pussy juice

[uncle jack @madunclejack]

spinning him on my finger by his dick

[uncle jack @madunclejack]

Am I retard because I sleep hard or because I pee shards?

[uncle jack @madunclejack]

The booty is just so easy to eat

[uncle jack @madunclejack]

Obviously

[Petal @petaldairies]

Is your pfp actually you ??

[uncle jack @madunclejack]

This Twitter is run by a chick and a dude... You just got to guess which post is whose

[uncle jack @madunclejack]

dapussy

[Jackuu @Jackyuluvshisgf]

Starts with D and we all like it