All the ppl from my high school commenting “you should never flee police!” As if I didn’t watch them run 50mph through a cornfield when cops would bust a party
Wore fake eye lashes at work today and I was taking them off at the stop light and put them on the dash so I wouldn’t loose them. I look over and this old lady was staring at me and popped her dentures out and put them on her dash and smiled at me? #ummwth#shegetsit
I live the most chaotic, put together, under control, shit show of a life I’ve ever seen. And every now and again it worries me of how happy I am with it😂
UPDATE- we went out to lunch today and he has the personality of a Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape. Looks like a great idea and starts off good and then about 10 mins tastes like shit and asks to split the bill on a $15 tab
Watched a guy eat it on the treadmill while I was running on another one and with out hesitation I went to go see if he was okay and forgot I was in mid run and joined him on the ground with a minor concussion. We both laughed and got each others numbers😂🤷🏼♀️
Hello everyone my name is Mattie and I’m EXTREMLY happy for everyone that got engaged this year. Please invite me to your wedding so I can help you celebrate and take bomb photos with you because we both know you’re gonna be killing it😍