mae

why be moody.... when you can shake that booty

[morgan wallen @MorganWallen]

I just called my label and told em I wanna make a Double album. Double checking y’all are good with that?

[Kaelynn Nikole @KaeNikolemusic]

Unlearning toxic behavior from a past relationship is SO HARD.

[Hails💫 @haillllss]

I’d look so good with a fat diamond on my left hand I’m just saying

[mae @maebriejayde]

@doylejustus 😂

[chili nelson🌵🔮 @thegarrettboone]

did you ask to get out of class early to “work on a project for ag” and then go rant about your life to your ag teacher or are you normal?

[adri ˖⋆࿐໋₊ @888adr1]

why am i such a “but i feeel baaaad” person 😒

[mae @maebriejayde]

@hanhaggard YES

[lsabella @PeaceFrogs_]

I have some openings next week, and it’s the LAST week for 25% off for students‼️‼️
message me for booking info 😍🦋

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Women get to smell like real things (vanilla, lavender) but men have to smell like concepts. What the fuck is "cool sport rush"

[mae @maebriejayde]

@megganrenayorf_ Someone just made this up?? 😳

[mae @maebriejayde]

🤯🤯🤯🤯

[Al Gore’s Rhythm @Ducatislim]

Darren Wilson, the cop that shot & killed Micheal Brown in Ferguson, now works for the Troy Police Dept in Troy, Missouri.

That’s it.. that’s the tweet.

[izzy sgroi @SgroiIsabelle]

raise your hand if you know you’re going to be okay and you will be happy, but you just need to KNOW you’re going to be okay and you’ll be happy?? if that makes sense lmao

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Top sheets are unnecessary and dumb and I’m tired of pretending that they aren’t

[mae @maebriejayde]

@ashlyn_stuckey I also didn’t know it says she goes home to a cactus but.... anyway

[mae @maebriejayde]

Hmmmm wow

[mabry @stardustlovrr]

how old were you when you found out that she goes home to a cactus in a black dress she's such an actress translates to she goes home to a prick and fakes an orgasm?

[mae @maebriejayde]

@doylejustus @ashlyn_stuckey Don’t let her fool you

[mae @maebriejayde]

When your boyfriend says you look like a Cyclops because you have a big pimple on your forehead 😍😍😍😩😩😍😍🥰🥰🥰 love him!

[mae @maebriejayde]

@ashlyn_stuckey I LITERALLY JUST DID IT AT THE SAME TIME I MADE THAT TWEET AND I WAS GOING TO COUNT THE DAYS IT TOOK FOR YOU TO FIND IT 😂😂😂😂