Maeg ✨

ask me about my favourite dinosaur

[Maeg ✨ @maegasaurusrex]

I may not be the brightest person, but I read a lot which means I know a lot of big words that make it *seem* like I’m smarter than I am.

[Lexi LaFleur Brown @lexilafleur]

Girls want one thing and one thing only. And that’s for the gm of their fav nhl team to leave their emotional support fourth-liner alone today. Not my princess. Not this nhl trade deadline.

[Keaton @kjonesy1587]

Wash
Rinse
Repeat

[Vivian @suchnerve]

i think asking labor & delivery staff “can you put in an extra stitch for me?” even as a “joke” should be grounds for an immediate divorce, forfeiture of input over custody arrangements, and consent to at least 18 years of alimony + child support, and i’m not joking

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

Me when I’m making a big pot of soup: haha fuck yeah!! Yes!!
Me when I have to clean the big pot I used to make the soup: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck

[Smriti .☘︎ ݁˖ @smriiis_library]

“therapy is expensive, but reading a book is free” FREE??? HUH??? DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF??? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A BOOKSTORE???

[Functionally Feral @FeralFerrell]

having sensory issues is so weird. how am I supposed to explain that I’m mad because the wrong lights are on?

[Alternate Media Watchers @AltMediaWatch]

Apparently, Neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes, the “your body, my choice” guy had his house set on fire and the TikTok comments from women responding to videos about it are the best.

[kate @treaherous]

ohhhh my god u don’t like taylor swift? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite joni mitchell?

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[mikayla⸆⸉ @timelesslytay]

“you shouldn’t block people for differing political views” i’ve blocked people for calling a song i like a skip, i will absolutely block for a difference in morals

[kyle @kgeich]

It’s too H-O-T-T-O-G-O outside

[🇨🇦 Zack 🍩 MCKENNA Mode 🏒 @LeafsOfMaple]

Forced a game 7 only to lose eh?

[Izzi 🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @forumfiala]

hang it in the louvre

[Wes Gilbertson @WesGilbertson]

Matthew Tkachuk during post-game celebrations on Sportsnet: “Shoutout to my fans in Calgary still. You know I couldn’t let Edmonton win.”

[nay 🍉 @nayxreads]

“reading smut ruins your brain”
i can assure you, whatever is wrong with me was there long before i started reading