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#FCSP ☠️🤎🤍❤️

[tautologer @tautologer]

how much you enjoy a 1 hour drive is a pretty good proxy metric for the quality of your life

[beeple @beeple]

I did not know Oliver Tree very well, we never met and only chatted a couple of times over the years… but when I heard of his passing, I remembered we had just recently chatted.

I stupidly never saw this message until yesterday and never got to respond to this super touching and far too kind message.

For those mourning, know that this is the kind of guy he was in private…. really wish I had gotten to know him more. ❤️❤️❤️

[Country Regio @countryregio]

La selección de España llegando a México.

[John Fadule @fadule_]

-sending a text in your groupchat and getting 6 HAHA reacts
-busting inside your crush
-lifting weights in the Sun blasting white girl pop throwbacks
-when a hot girl’s dog immediately loves you
-Harry Potter marathon while it’s snowing
-December 26th-30th
-partying with the Seniors when you were a Sophomore
-being at a concert looking around the crowd realizing ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’

[Mr. Trees @trees97]

@PanasonicDX4500 Please wait until GTA 6 comes out before the lockdown

[E L H O T Z O @elhotzo]

man merkt Friedrich Merz irgendwie sehr an, warum er in den letzten 25 Jahren Machtkämpfe gegen Merkel, Kramp-Karrenbauer & fucking Armin Laschet verloren hat

[maekuz @maekuz]

@m4xfps

[Magyar Péter (Ne féljetek) @magyarpeterMP]

Prime Minister Viktor Orbán has just called to congratulate us on our victory.

[maekuz @maekuz]

@bluewmist Good headphones and lossless Audio. MP3 is a lie

[Heinrich IX @drhuch]

Gut, dass der Spargel nicht durch die Straße von Hormus muss. Dann wär hier aber Achterbahn.

[Bark @barkmeta]

Realizing we went from “America First” to “Americans be careful everywhere on Earth” in about 3 weeks

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

TRUMP: I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

[Jörg Schlüter3 🌻💚🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🫶 @Schluter3Jorg]

Wo sind eigentlich die Traktorkolonnen mit den Galgen und Puppen von Frau Reiche gegen den teuren Diesel?
Was ist los mit Euch ihr Bauern, war es doch nur 🟫Theater gegen die Ampel ?

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Shout out to Qatar for the worst return on a $400M bribe in history.

[Alex Jay Brady 🥶 @AlexJayBrady]

Love Dune 84, but the characters seem unbelievable.
A diseased orange pedophile who wants to drag everyone into a catastrophic war for his own selfish ends? Pull the other one!

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.

[Robert Willacker @derWillacker]

Ich würde gerne das Gesicht der Amerikaner sehen, wenn wir mit der Gorch Fock im Golf auftauchen.

[Trey @treydayway]

There were so many cool things in Back to the Future 2 that I thought we'd have by now and all we got is Biff

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

Pete Hegseth’s Middle East Strategy

[maekuz @maekuz]

Markt regelt.

[Giaaa @giaaa1987]

Einfach mal mehr arbeiten ?!?!!