🦋mae🦋

[Xavrel @usdrippin]

then explain how i'm married to the game

[trash jones @jzux]

me at 16: i am going to be so successful when i grow up

me now: maybe someday i will have enough energy to start a hobby

[Stuff | Auntie YN 💛 @AuntiesBlocc]

Why was that sandwich moving lmao????????

[🂱 @laylology]

i'll never be a meal prep girl i much prefer the agony and the ecstasy of scrounging around for sustenance like a dog

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Old people really went off with the whole groaning when you stand up or sit down thing

[𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞 ❤️‍🔥 @getm0neygetpaid]

everything reminds me of him

[theRoddick @OriginalRoddick]

Finally finished my fireplace. #proud

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

there should be a drug that makes you happy

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

me after my morning prayer

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

as a man why are you excited for your birthday?

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

my therapist looking me after i told her i don’t remember 90% of my childhood

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean

[🦋mae🦋 @maemalaide]

@user6832147 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

what a savage

[🦋mae🦋 @maemalaide]

@user6832147 @ayeejuju OMFG THE FIRST 2 HAHAHAHAHA

[Damien Calveiro @Tenki_Voirhleim]

@ayeejuju Yo the sound of the pan hittin dat nigga in da head has me dying😂😂😂

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

weighted blankets are not enough. hit me with a shovel

[James @CaucasianJames]

who is keeping chips ahoy in business