majin boob 💕

intermediate powerlifter. plant mom. reader of many books. demisexual (Google it). she/her 🕊️

[majin boob 💕 @maestro_tee]

I think I did an okay job. She asked to give this lady clothes. Every lady deserves a walk in closet 😍

[majin boob 💕 @maestro_tee]

@CityofCT Hi, there seems to be no water in the Sunningdale/Parklands North area? Any updates?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Me: “Can you please print this black and white document?”

My printer: “Whilst my cyan is depleted? Are you insane?”

[Katie Chiou @katiewav]

i am so obsessed with this man in seoul who has created what i can only describe as some sort of glitch ballet modern hardcore genre of dance

[miia @miiagarro]

but your honor you know how i get

[Michael Freeman @michaelpfreeman]

“Account” is unnecessary here.

[BIG EMPRESS ENERGY™️ @bigempressnergy]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon]

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[J-Moy @Soyouarethatguy]

@eric_hz143

[Erica ❤️🇺🇸 @eric_hz143]

He has no clue about anything. And he did not even listen to what she was saying. I'm so tired of these people

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You ain't had a real reader girl before.

A kindle doll. A Libby lady. A daughter of the library.

[majin boob 💕 @maestro_tee]

Friends, looking at all this never ending laundry, I finally understand nudists 😩

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

And to think I might never have known

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 @JoroJrn]

i can handle alot... but God forbid there's multiple noises happening at once

[K @iiamkrshn]

When someone is laughing and socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we’re playing.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

the whales will not be watching the new hbo harry potter show. you might think this is because very few whales watch any television at all, but it is actually because jk rowling is a terf ass bitch

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

We should've stopped somewhere between discovering fire and filing taxes. We did too much

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You all are very young, but there was a time when we used to spend money buying ringtones, and now I’ve had my phone on silent for like five years.

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

This is a nation of professional protesters.

[Teddy Nkonde @Teddynkonde]

It’s the digital nomads