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cashew butter for dinner

[maeve @maevedallaire]

something that just make sense:

the fact that the climbing gym parking lot is filled with suburus

[maeve @maevedallaire]

ya know those people that you know who they are and they know who you are, but you don’t “know” each other?—there should be a term for that

[maeve @maevedallaire]

things that have nothing to do with your food that make your food taste better
1. using tiny utensils
2. eating out of an aesthetic bowl
3. if the food was free
i don’t make the rules 🤷🏻‍♀️

[maeve @maevedallaire]

It’s officially burn my ass every time i get in the car wearing shorts season

[maeve @maevedallaire]

101 degrees today and i’m really feeling like a wet towel

[maeve @maevedallaire]

you ever just be grating parmesan and then you are no longer grating the parmesan, you’re grating your finger?
because same
ouch
blood

[maeve @maevedallaire]

i have sound cloud for the soul purpose of listening to the big bootie mixes because they make me feel like i have super-human abilities

[maeve @maevedallaire]

today i’m upset that the opposite of the word “infusion” is not “exfusion”

[maeve @maevedallaire]

it’s the 20th anniversary of the release of the greatest animated movie ever...SHREK
please celebrate accordingly

[maeve @maevedallaire]

i never where a t-shirt under my sweatshirt and always regret it when i get hot and want to take it off.
will i ever learn from this mistake?
absolutely not

[maeve @maevedallaire]

the shrek 1 & 2 soundtracks are incredibly underrated

[maeve @maevedallaire]

children’s motrin tastes great. do they make an adult kind?

[maeve @maevedallaire]

when did criss cross applesauce get so uncomfortable?

[olivia @olipeterson1]

thinking about the worms today... they’ve gotta be so confused about this weather...

[maeve @maevedallaire]

in case you were wondering, it takes approximately 1tsp of salt to remedy an unsalted jar of adams crunchy pb

[maeve @maevedallaire]

egg yolks are a sauce

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

[maeve @maevedallaire]

@BojiJunior this made me sad

[Junior @BojiJunior]

self quarantine got me missing the homies 😔

[maeve @maevedallaire]

@BojiJunior i’m laughing so hard rn