Being a woman is SO awesome. Told that I can just take my uterus out due to the pain, or just take meds to start menopause and OH half my uterus might be fucked and can’t have kids? Cool cool I gotta go back to work tho so have a nice day 🥲
This guy picked me and my friends up after I called him multiple times while I was wasted… and he brought them home, bought me McDonald’s and took me home? Even though he had work the next morning? What is this??
Got my friend and I evil eye rings and I was explaining how I was taught that it would break after it was “done” and I was like haha it’s silver, so no breaking… now my fucking ring is GONE just fucking vanished like what 😭
Mom: are you sure you want to sit beside dad during the flight with his big shoulders?!
Me: yeah cause then we can just get super drunk during this flight 🤷🏼♀️
Dad: 😁😁 fuck ya
Tuesday’s and Thursdays are odd days of the week, and CDN changed their schedule… and for the life of me my brain cannot register that next Tuesday is an even day of the month and it’s throwing me off so much 😭😂