alanis morissette: i want you to know that i'm happy for you
ex boyfriend: aww :)
alanis morissette: i wish nothing but the best for you both
ex boyfriend: thank you, it’s good that you’re taking it so wel-
alanis morissette: *deep breath*
A true disgrace happened this National Hot Dog day. @portilloshotdog gave me this “hotdog” with a BEEF BUN and NO SPORT PEPPERS. You should be ashamed Portillo’s by serving this as a Chicago dog. I thought I could count on you for this holiday, but I was wrong. #NationalHotDogDay