mags

respect existence or expect resistance

[ian @Ian_McK_]

x-men themed runway on drag race when

[steph 🎧 @stephbruno__]

biggest flex is that my student body literally protested kaitlin bennett off of our campus.

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

Dear white people,
For days you’ve asked me what you can do to help. I’ve finally found an answer.

Let your guard down and listen.

[riley rethal @rileyrethal]

oh my god, scientists have found a new planet that we could probably inhabit; it's already got the right atmosphere, distance from its star, even infrastructure for humans! literally all we;d have to do is lower carbon emissions and it'd be totally habitable for humans

[mags @magasauras]

i wish i could give someone my phone so they could delete my homework and PowerPoint slide pictures that date back to middle school

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

When are the benchwarmers in Washington going to do something about the river of blood produced by gun violence? Change tHe laws or change the ones who make the laws.

[Karamo @Karamo]

I don’t know what these women are saying but this video brings me joy. 😊😊😊 FYI: if you’re cool with me having my shirt off but are offended by these women shirtless, then unfollow me! There will be no hyper-sexualizing or devaluing of women’s bodies on my page.

[KatiePetersPlays @PlayKatiePlay]

Ladies, if he:

- loves to hang out at the bar most nights
- only contacts you if you give him gifts
- likes hot peppers
- invented Blue Chickens
- works at JojaMart

He's not your man. He's Shane from Stardew Valley.

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you

[Jim Jefferies Show @jefferiesshow]

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a backlash against diversity in comic books.

[Shane Dawson @shanedawson]

how about u guys give me my own conspiracy show so i can stop making no money on them on youtube 😙 https://t.co/Jpb3wTzJoO

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Corey Lewandowski, you are a piece of shit. https://t.co/0XeGkev2bW

[DogMomUSA @DogMomUSA]

So we’ve all collectively decided that Imagine Dragons is worse than Nickelback, right?

[bb ghost @emilywithcurls]

ur friendly reminder that most women are constantly multitasking and planning ahead on multiple calendars and still communicating honestly and effectively while u can’t even handle eating a piece of toast and texting back at the same time

[Reina Scully @ReinaScully]

So many people are trying to explain to me WHY and HOW dolphins aren’t scary but then WHY on earth do they have prehensile penises and HOW is that not scary? 🤫

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

listen up teens theres nothin "meme" about smokin cigarettes. its not "netflix and chill" to take a drug. fidget spin yourself into church

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

Me: IT'S FALL!!! TIME FOR HOODIES AND HOT CIDER!!!

Someone: It's scorching hot outside.

Me: I'M 🍁 GONNA 🍂 WEAR 🎃 ALL 👻 MY 🍬 SCARVES!!!!

[Clay James @notCIB]

If this gets 5000 RT's I'll take my headband off #SP7ForStreamys