bitchfork

jaywalker apologist

[david @davidefinitely]

me trying to impress fruit ninja trade

[will ☆ @virgosmallss]

There’s a certain fork undertone to this kitchen. i can’t put my finger on it

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

(tired french guy voice) je suis fatty gay

[💡 @crystalbaee1]

After two cutwaters I’m taking the tampon out.

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

Just found out a girl who pantsed me in front of my crush at a party is a gynecologist in my area OH bitch I am making an appointment and I am not showering for 2 weeks before

[notsoErudite @notsoErudite]

PLEASE BAN THIS NOW

[grass 2.0 @keepofffgrass]

when youre so beautiful they let you retry shots in pool

[Jared “Ghost Dog” Denney @PlayaJared]

How tf do you check your balls for cancer it all feels like cancer

[daisy @ihatedai]

If I was on love island I’d be changing my bikini 5 times a day wit da way they be making out, wtf

[shiv roy's bob @shivstratt]

it's like watching mona lisa being painted and all

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

the older i get the more i start to think the minions are genuinely funny

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

I’m a bad girlfriend and my sleep patterns are bizarre and I pour soda down the bathroom sink sometimes

[pris @pwiscila]

The First Taste by Fiona Apple is ass shaking music

[lexa @babygoesaway]

the party ended two years ago and i’m STILL here

[Ahmed Hathout 🇵🇸 @ahmedhathoutt]

can’t believe there’s more outrage over the chappell roan story than this

[Mike Steaks @mikesteaks42069]

My buddy went to Dublin ireland and ordered a car bomb at a bar and the bartender said “how would you feel if I went to America and ordered a 9/11”

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

We should talk more about how having a car centric society is literally killing people