One Slightly Irritated Voice

I talk in stupid voices for money and also play D&D. If I had spare time, I would use it to make music and build things that are ugly but functional.

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@veryfathomer This is a total false equivalency. He gets paid about £300k a week. So that car cost him less than 3 week wages. £700k seems a lot to you, but it’s not to him. He has also given a shed load to charity, as well as using his platform to create genuine reform.

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@EU_NO_MORE Have you considered growing up and getting a life?

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@PaulKirkby3 @IcelandFoods Also, maybe just grow up?

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@PaulKirkby3 @IcelandFoods Christmas trees? You mean tannenbaums? The pagan iconography? Before chatting your absolute garbage, maybe learn about your own religion?

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@SuellaBraverman The NHS would be doing a lot better if you and your rich cunt mates hadn’t defunded it to the point of near collapse, along with all other public spending, whilst still somehow increasing national debt. Where’s that money gone? In your pockets.

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@UKUpdates_co_uk Fuck. No.

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@SuellaBraverman Dear PM, how dare you not let me deliberately avoid human rights laws so that I can perpetuate jingoism, racism and bigotry. Wah wah wah. Human life isn’t important.

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@MENnewsdesk Jesus Christ, grow the hell up. How did you get the baby, you melt?

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@SkyNews Sunak is doing shady shit that generates profit for his friends and family? What an unexpected and unique occurrence! I, for one, am shocked.

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@Knightwagon1 @rights_4_us_xx @ask_aubry @belle_blazer You ever touched a boob, bro?

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@GemCals @kirst0001 Phillip Schofield was in close personal contact with this lad from the time he was 15 and groomed him. Very much groomed him. Cheryl met a guy and they got together years later when he was also a massive star. It’s absolutely not at all the same so stop comparing.

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@liveatwestbrom @MichaelTakeMP I’ve fallen for the spoof. And I’m glad. I’d rather be caught out than it be real.

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@liveatwestbrom @MichaelTakeMP It takes some special mental gymnastics to still be blaming Labour for Tory austerity and cuts.

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@Hopwells Please tell your drivers they cannot park on zig zag lines outside a school for any reason, especially during the school run.

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I was talking to someone the other day about pandemic things and I have just realised that, instead of saying Wuhan, I definitely said Wu-Tang and now I want to throw myself in the sea.

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@SanaRavishing The whole concept of the show is toxic so it’s no surprise that the people in it are also toxic. Stop. Watching.

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@itvnews Sorry, is if 2003 again? How is this news? Living in a world overrun by corporate greed also increases the risk of cancer. Report that.

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@ChiefBrody94 They’re sometimes made with beef. 🤷🏻‍♂️ They’re Scottish and called Lorn Sausage.

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My leg has been extremely sore since and I think I’m just lucky it missed my knee and that I didn’t have any pre-existing conditions. It would be nice if @manarndale reached out to me about their staff’s actions.

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I was waking through @manarndale on Friday when a security guard started accosting a delivery man. This resulted in the heavy dolly the delivery man had being slammed in to my leg.

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The security guard was acting like a thug. The delivery man seemed calm and perplexed as to why the security guard was acting this way and the security guard was aggressive and confrontational.