magearwig

Shitty music blogger, baseball lover and vinyl freak. Music writer @popmatters

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@WhiteHouse The Art of the Deal indeed. No wonder @realDonaldTrump has been played by every world leader time and again.

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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, just like @AmericanAir flight 2641 to Philadelphia.

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Dear @FedEx can I ever expect to receive my package from @TaylorMadeGolf that you rerouted and have been sitting on for more than a month? (Tracking number 390654384611). Many thanks for any follow up.

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@WhiteHouse Using an outdated handicap from 2021 as well.

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@jonkarl I thought he was building a wall. Did Mexico pay for this atrocity instead?

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If his father was Prime Time, #Shedeur will be Garbage Time.

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@realDonaldTrump With your thinning hair and fake tan you look like George Hamilton’s scrotum.

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@PECOconnect I’d stay warm if you didn’t kill the power to the north side of Phoenixville this evening.

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@Meta I’ve been through the 7 Circles of Hell multiple times in the last month trying to access my @instagram account. Your help section is the antithesis of that. Lather, rinse, repeat doesn’t work here. Help me resolve this issue.

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.@howardeskin to Aramark employee at CBP:

https://t.co/grBrXoXzlr

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@stocks_tweets

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@10MillionBy2030

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@CrweWorld

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@ShutFaceGolf @AndyTFE @BrendanPorath Let me guess, you still eat freedom fries.

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@JohnBolaris You wearing that Weather Savior cape again?

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@NYTGames Why was my Connections #217 different than everyone else?

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Alabama says teams will play weaker schedules for a better chance at the CFP. Could a schedule that included 5 ranked teams (losing to one) and powerhouse programs like Middle Tennessee State, South Florida and Chattanooga get any easier? STFU.

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@Jules31415 @PAStatePolice Fuck off

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@PAStatePolice Keystone Cops