Maggie

Professional cacooner

[Maggie @mageroni_]

Paper stickers should be illegal

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Just sitting here with a bear of a cat in my lap waiting for my leftover Wendy’s breakfast fries to heat up in the toaster at 10pm on a Friday night #justgirlythings

[Maggie @mageroni_]

Hello

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Anytime someone asks me something at work:

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I wouldn’t change a thing about today 😊

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I think I’m going to just answer people with Michael Scott gifs from now on

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Natural selection selected me to suffer through allergies 😩

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Correction: I really fucking hate hiccups

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I hate hiccups

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Why do I still have twitter

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Best part about my birthday this year is a new season of trailer park boys comes out the same day #decent

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My number one come back is still and always will be "up your butt"

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My mom told me to put my ear muffins on... I think she meant headphones but who knows with her 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@carter_moonis @Hds29 Dude I thought that was a picture of us!

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Happier with change @ Fauquier County, Virginia https://t.co/9UJN2PguwD

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I'm sick of lies

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Free beers after work are the actual 💣
🤘🏻🍻

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Just witnessed a kid pooping on the ground... and then his sister stepped in it...

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I just slapped this guy with a slice of pizza "why the fuck did you slap me magazine" -Pizza slap guy AKA: "joe" @where_isjoe

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This week makes me want to OD on ungodly amounts of ice cream