mags

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Loved spending time with the team at Apple Highland Village while I was in Houston, Texas. Thanks for a fantastic visit!

[spicebae @spicebae_]

me when i start catching feelings for someone and i feel my common sense begin to fade away 😩

[faith @faiththegemini]

“I can’t eat unless i smoke first”

[Michael Cleere @mikecleere]

Pastor Joel Osteen pays himself an annual salary of $54,000,000 from his church profits. He had a custom garage built with 20 car stalls for each of his custom vehicles. His favorite is a Ferrari 458 Italia that cost $270,000. He lives in a 70,000 sq ft mansion.
In the New Testament, four different times Jesus tells his followers to always pay their taxes. Why is it in the United States that churches don’t have to pay taxes? The IRS figures if all churches paid their fair share of 15% taxes that it would total over $2 trillion a year.
More than enough to solve the homelessness in this country, since it looks like these Pastors would rather spend your donations on New Cars instead of feeding the hungry.

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Fuck a BBL I want LASIK eye surgery. Bítch I just wanna see 😩

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

It starts with Fortnite and boneless wings.

It ends with gender pronouns and communism.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

I give adoption papers to “Pro-Lifers” blocking Planned Parenthood.

[marina @bloodmajicks]

girls bite you because they are tenderizing you to eat later

[mags @magg1eee]

if your hell was just replaying the shittiest thing you’ve ever done, what would it be lol?

[mick @latenighttaIk]

i am NOT the bigger person. you have to die

[fair maiden lover @fairmaiden1over]

put the vape down pick the cigarette up

[rico @somethinglovely]

:/

[rico @somethinglovely]

reminder

[mags @magg1eee]

life is a such a hard game and i’m losing it LMFAO