Maggie

If you think I’m joking, I probably am

[Maggie @maggieb840]

I use twitter so I can say stupid things in public without leaving my home

[Maggie @maggieb840]

Pov: you order a “veggie flatbread pizza” and this is what the server brings you. wyd?

[Maggie @maggieb840]

screaming crying throwing up i got GA tix to the black parade tour in philly…..14 year old me would be so proud

[Maggie @maggieb840]

do NOT call yourself a gamer if you don’t have a prescription for vitamin D

[Maggie @maggieb840]

you think the cvs pharmacy line can’t get any worse and then riptide starts playing

[Maggie @maggieb840]

@veggie_samosa Ok the first drink is crazy but i can actually understand this one

[Maggie @maggieb840]

band of brothers is my cocomelon

[Maggie @maggieb840]

Gallagher brothers Fortnite skins when

[Maggie @maggieb840]

Just told my 10yo daughter about #joebiden. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said “ #Kamalakanda forever” - which is the kind of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate.

[Maggie @maggieb840]

If they do this now they’ll have it on lock for sure

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

Kamala fortnite skin would swing election i fear

[Maggie @maggieb840]

Every bar should be offering 20% off shots tonight

[Maggie @maggieb840]

Every time a Florida Man gets arrested he gets respawned as an Alaska Man and vice versa

[Maggie @maggieb840]

I’ve been seeing an influx of Nissan Jukes lately and can only interpret this as an omen of times to come

[Maggie @maggieb840]

@benzinoreal Especially since the buses can hold more passengers and the 15 is always PACKED

[Maggie @maggieb840]

going feral every time robert smith rhymes ‘again’ with ‘again’

[Maggie @maggieb840]

this is not even close to being the wildest thing she says in this interview

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

.@billieeilish tells Rolling Stone she's not rocking with whales.

"Oh, my God. How can anybody just accept that a whale exists, y’all? Those things are enormous. The noises they make. That shit is terrifying to me. Ew!"

Interview: https://t.co/C9wZPMBRlX

[Maggie @maggieb840]

what I bring to the workplace

[Maggie @maggieb840]

nerds gummy clusters are for ppl who chewed on polly pocket clothes when they were kids

[Maggie @maggieb840]

j. cole & jojo siwa collab when

[Maggie @maggieb840]

“if the casket doesn’t fit” or whatever johnny cochrane said