Maggie

keep it funky.

[Charli @charli_xcx]

when i started out i used to do shows where there would be like 2 friends and the promoter in the crowd and now tomorrow im headlining lollapalooza. crazy. love you allll!!!! <3

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

This is my new favorite post

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

been thinking things over and wonder if i’ve taken this whole longevity thing too far

[esra @1989healy]

Song of the year and I’m not even exaggerating

[Bunny Ramone @BunnyRamone]

I respect whomever donated my college copy of Beowulf for their additions to the reading material.

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

when I need a boost in my life I watch the episode of Vanderpump where Brittany plays the audio of Jax cheating on her with Faith on the speakers at their housewarming party

[sydney @squid_bees]

once i asked my dad his favorite color and he said “who gives a shit”

[Adam London @_adamlondon]

me to whoever had the idea for garden salsa sun chips

[Caroline 🕯️ @caroline_mpls]

Orlando Bloom would be a beautiful name for a WBNA team

[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

This amazing website, called "Worse on Purpose," is cataloguing all the ways companies are deliberately and secretively degrading their own products

As usual, in most cases the culprit is private equity extracting enormous sums while everyone else is left worse off.

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

coworkering so hard i just said i don't know much about marijuana

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

Ok finished season one. Watching her get excluded from the friend group, dumped, and almost fired then subtly moving all the chess pieces so that by the end everyone was individually coming to her in tears asking to be let back into her life was a masterclass in competitive femininity. Can’t keep a born queen bee down long.

[𓃠 @bitchas_s]

asked the bartender last night if he could make a mojito and he said “is that necessary?”

[𝔻𝕪𝕝𝕒𝕟 @PadraigPiers]

Alright, 8 likes. Clearly the demand is there.

[👁️👃👁️ @jestermaxxing]

Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.

[trash jones @jzux]

this is how i got into Lying

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.