Old Mags

Scared of birds

[Old Mags @maggiemae920]

I'm so corny they call me Maggie Maize!

[Old Mags @maggiemae920]

wait this looks like me

[Old Mags @maggiemae920]

@vidsthatgohard correct.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

if this thing tried to sing at me i would smash it with a hammer

[Old Mags @maggiemae920]

Obsessed with the fact that this was the last frame of his show forever

[Old Mags @maggiemae920]

And everyone is just stealing bases. Everything up for grabs now. This is insane.

[Old Mags @maggiemae920]

I’ve seen two hitters hit by a pitch in 2 innings…

[Old Mags @maggiemae920]

This pitch clock BLOWS even harder than I thought it would.

[Old Mags @maggiemae920]

@headnegress_ic Not just that weekend - shit will be shutdown for setup beforehand for days if not weeks. Absolutely insane.

[Old Mags @maggiemae920]

I’m too hungover for this shit, Tomas.

[Old Mags @maggiemae920]

This is what I want to do when I grow up

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

Underwater Sweetness

🎥 Ben Burville

[Old Mags @maggiemae920]

My phone will alert me that my earbuds have been left behind while they’re literally in my ears?

[Old Mags @maggiemae920]

I love this for her

[Jessica Simpson @JessicaSimpson]

When you gotta go, you gotta go. Set life #BTS @JSCollection

[Old Mags @maggiemae920]

Why is Bono at the State of the Union? Lol

[Richard Lawson @rilaws]

“Well then, you shall have none of my frantabulous contraptulations!” Dr. Oz cries, hopping into his hot air balloon and flying directly into some power lines

[Old Mags @maggiemae920]

My freshman year of college they had a school-wide contest where you had to guess how many seats the Dems/Reps would have after the midterms and I entered and I won and the prize was a segway tour of DC for one - a DORK prize for a big DORK

[Old Mags @maggiemae920]

This Chicago Election is brought to you by Sharpies.
Sharpies: The Worst Possible Choice for a Double-Sided Ballot.

[Old Mags @maggiemae920]

@kdmillsap25 My Starbucks is across the street from a high school. Nightmare.

[Nieltown @nieltown]

Excuse me, are these apples and bananas? I ordered eeples and baneenees