maggieneto

total dork, reader, learner, friend. I enjoy spicy food, spiders, and not acting my age.

[Daryl Dixon @ImmortalDixon]

The Walking Dead or Karate Kid?

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There's an emoji?!?!?! #TheWalkingDead

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I could never be a walker... I would burn and ruin the shot :( #TalkingDead @AMCTalkingDead

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@WalkingDead_AMC how are we realistically expected to wait an entire week for the next episode???

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@AMCTalkingDead yes I have a question for @ScottMGimple and Greg Nicotero... sirs, how dare you?

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Live tweeting of a movie that came out ten years ago brought to you by me. You're welcome.

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The next x-men should have a bonus scene of magneto quietly feeding some pigeons

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*strategically vaporizes wolverine's clothing away*

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action movie presidents are really bad at staying out of the DIRECT BATTLEZONE

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When this movie first came out I was in HS and "I'm the juggernaut, bitch" was probably the most commonly muttered thing about homework

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I want an entire movie of magneto messing up touristy photos by destroying the metal landmarks in the background

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Dream team: storm, wolverine, ice...man.... kitty "float through things" pryde... dude with no shirt sleeves... uh oh

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"I know the smell of your adamantium from a mile away" magneto will sniff your claws, watch out

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But then there's that one mutant whose only power is "hearing really well in the woods"

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X-men: the last stand more like x-men: literally everyone is in love with everyone else

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Don't be friends with Wolverine because he will show up to your funeral in a jean jacket and what kinda respect is that?

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But like when Logan and Storm find the empty chair and Logan makes an audible "UGH"...

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Re-watching X-men The Last Stand and the fight scene between Jean, Prof X and Magneto made a scary crash that made both cats FLEE VIOLENTLY

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@CoxHelp your tech support says my box is "nonresponsive" and only a technician can fix it. I can't believe how often your service fails

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@CoxHelp STILL no Internet or TV 3 DAYS after it first went out. This is a JOKE. Other than having a monopoly, how do you keep customers????