Maggie S

[Maggie S @maggiesch67]

Update: 30 now and this is still happening but idc anymore :)

[Maggie S @maggiesch67]

I wonder how old I will be when people stop excitedly referencing their (their neighbor’s/their sister’s/their 3rd cousin’s) dog when I meet them for the first time. I can’t change my name, but you all can stop naming your dogs Maggie.

#everysingletime

[Maggie S @maggiesch67]

@lastrainforest Agreed. But I must say I think it had to have benefited Lydia for that convo to go so horribly. She didn’t like a thing he said and I really think prior to that moment she had lingering feelings.

[Maggie S @maggiesch67]

So I’ve been asking my kid “are you telling the truth or lying?”.
She ALWAYS says “lying”, and she usually is. I was getting a little proud of her honesty, even if it was late. But today she followed “I lying” with a big roar aaaaaand now it’s all coming together. 🦁

[Maggie S @maggiesch67]

4.5 years later and they still don’t know what I’m talkin’ about. Apparently.

[Maggie S @maggiesch67]

“Mom, we don’t know what you talkin’ about.”

Noted.

[Maggie S @maggiesch67]

For about two months the neighbor’s car alarm has been going off 5 or 6 times a day. It’s a little annoying but whatever.
Well today I was outside when it started again and discovered it’s actually our car. So… yeah.🫣

[Maggie S @maggiesch67]

Kid: Mom, what do lemurs like to play with?
Me: I have absolutely no idea.
Kid: Dude… your phone? 👇🏻
Me: Right right right. Hold on.

She doesn’t know about the different lives we have led pre/post these technological advancements. 😅

[Maggie S @maggiesch67]

Might I suggest all #newparents watch the #Bluey episode “Baby Race”… boy I wish I had this show 6 years ago. 🥺

[Maggie S @maggiesch67]

I can’t imagine being a school official/superintendent and having to make decisions right now. Parents are wild. 😳

[Maggie S @maggiesch67]

Six years into this and I still don’t feel qualified to be a parent… Nothing happened, just a little nervous to be a school mom this year 😅

[Maggie S @maggiesch67]

@HandmaidsOnHulu @hulu @Kymbo1518 KYMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I CANT WAIT

[Maggie S @maggiesch67]

@naaataIie_s Hahaha they are quite a hit

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@maxminghella @HandmaidsOnHulu Yeeeessssssssssssss ❣️#praisebe

[Maggie S @maggiesch67]

Me: deciding I should invest in the stock market and googling “stock market” to find the website it’s on.

[Maggie S @maggiesch67]

@todayfeelsgood I just got on here to say the same thing. I’m MAD. Why spend all that time building him up to take him away so quickly? 😠

[Maggie S @maggiesch67]

@Becky_Tubbs This is so sweet! ❤️ You should frame this!

[Maggie S @maggiesch67]

@Kymbo1518

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First Saturday I haven’t worked in like 6 months and my body has the audacity to wake me up at 5am. 🙄

[Maggie S @maggiesch67]

Kind of proud of my mom face skills. Was able to shoot my daughter “the look” during her class this morning and she straightened right up. I even had a mask on 💁🏻‍♀️😷

[Maggie S @maggiesch67]

Me: *Having the mindset of being extremely supportive for whoever and whatever my girls want to be when they grow up...*
My 4YO: I WANT TO BE A RACECAR DRIVER AND HAVE LIGHTS AND DO FLIPS!
Me:

[Maggie S @maggiesch67]

@Duolingo any plans for ASL?
Also thank you for free language education! I’ve been a user for a few years now!