maggie

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

someone felt differently about a movie i enjoyed and i can’t make myself care about them anymore

[ira 🌲 @ira_xu]

nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you

[Vivian @suchnerve]

SALT!!!!!! 😍 I love ingesting sodium chloride!!!!!!! It makes me so happy to fill my body with electrolytes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pounding fists on table* SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

Uh yeah, I’m having a pretty good day

[corb @awshuqs]

deleting instagram to avoid the college graduation posts so i, the failure, don’t kill myself

[swoley cannoli 💕 @tiramisutoni]

This woman posted her giant baby on TikTok and the Detroit Lions commented "dibs" I can't believe we're about to lose this app.

[Migas 🦜 @Kaunt_]

Do you think Adele still thinks of the Someone Like You dude

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

When he asks what I bring to the table

[maggie @maggiewillard_]

fucking hate croissants

[Jenni @hashjenni]

fast learner 🫱🏼‍🫲🏽 short-term memory loss

[koi wren @coyrenn]

Y'all want anything??