Frank

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[Frank @maggioretyrules]

There aren’t real people on the internet anymore. If you’re posting you’re AI.

Fuck it I’m AI. We’re AI. Nothing is real anymore.

[Frank @maggioretyrules]

Words cannot express how badly I want another tattoo 😩

[Frank @maggioretyrules]

Just shoveled and salted the driveway while my wife made me cocoa. I’m now strictly going by “Frank” and have advanced my age to 58. Life is amazing.

[Frank @maggioretyrules]

Tell me why I’ve been sick since Thanksgiving.

[Frank @maggioretyrules]

It’s still the first and some of you look like you’re ready to 2024fit.

[Frank @maggioretyrules]

Using military time anywhere but the military should be deemed illegal. So unnecessary.

[Frank @maggioretyrules]

Why do celebrities always have the shittiest tattoos?

[Frank @maggioretyrules]

Covid Era has given me sneeze and cough anxiety. Feeling like SWAT gunna bust in the windows when I blow my nose.

[Frank @maggioretyrules]

Karaoke doesn’t resonate with a single cell in my body.

[Frank @maggioretyrules]

Alright someone turn down the fucking temp. I’m ready for sweatshirts

[Frank @maggioretyrules]

Heard someone call Twitter, “X”, the other day and immediately gagged. Still haven’t recovered. Send prayers.

[Frank @maggioretyrules]

There are some European airlines that are making 16+ sections. Hopefully airlines all over the world do the same

[Frank @maggioretyrules]

Super Blue Moon my first night in Vegas is gunna be dangerous lol

[Frank @maggioretyrules]

You gotta manifest a big win in Vegas!

[Frank @maggioretyrules]

Can anyone tell me who thinks Jimmy fucking FALLON is funny?? How is he employed? What does he know? Who does he know?? I just don’t get it.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

there’s no summer song this year 💀

[Frank @maggioretyrules]

Whoever decided the charging port for the apple mouse should be on the bottom, your mom’s a ho. I hope you stub the same toe twice every day.