Swaggie O'Keefe

"You can't rely on me for much, but I'm always late, and I'm always spilling tea."

[Swaggie O'Keefe @maggsok]

Are you there God? It’s me, (Mary) Margaret. I’m back on my bullshit.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Call your mom tonight queen?

[Swaggie O'Keefe @maggsok]

Maggie Rogers on Love Island USA!!!!!

[Swaggie O'Keefe @maggsok]

i get a good laugh every once in a while but what i really want is to be this funny every day

[Andy Malafarina @andymalafarina]

All the pajama pants at Walmart were at half mast today.

[Swaggie O'Keefe @maggsok]

how did we, as a society, let Iggy Azalea get as big as she did? were we okay?

[Swaggie O'Keefe @maggsok]

why do people keep letting her get away with these fuck ass outfits

[annalise @annadeathbed]

i’d be the first on love island to have a bush

[Swaggie O'Keefe @maggsok]

okay now can Mamdani make the NYT mini crossword free again??

[Swaggie O'Keefe @maggsok]

If Derek Shepherd has no haters, I am dead.

[Swaggie O'Keefe @maggsok]

I still can’t believe they put in all that character development just to send off Alex Karev off the way they did. MY Alex Karev would have never left Jo for IZZY, and he NEVER would have abandoned Meredith like that. He was her PERSON.

[SouthSide Behavior @SSBehavior]

WHITE SOX WIN! BRADEN MONTGOMERY WALK OFF! UNBELIEVABLE! I LOVE THE WHITE SOX!!!!!

ROLL IT!

[Swaggie O'Keefe @maggsok]

yessssssss ���️🧡💛💚💙💜🦐

[grovy @grovymango]

happy pride to ppl who are not straight. this includes bad bitches with scoliosis

[ninaaaa ☆ @cosmoninaut]

i am whatever the opposite of a cinephile is i love stupid movies I love rewatching them a million times i love never having seen the godfather

[Swaggie O'Keefe @maggsok]

I love Chicago

[Cary @ThatWsoxfan]

Buncha fucking dumb fans (both teams) fighting a row in front of me tonight. Get a fucking life it’s baseball

[Swaggie O'Keefe @maggsok]

@RY3_bread okay sorry i’ll stop

[grovy @grovymango]

Who up thinking of having a maisy mouse summer

[Swaggie O'Keefe @maggsok]

whoever is running this account, please go touch grass

[Justice4KyleCooke @Justice4_Kyle]

Can you all take a second to admit that @imkylecooke the man you claimed was a mess and unhinged has handled himself BEAUTIFULLY since the affair was confirmed? That he is poised and controlled in a crisis? Retweet if Kyle has been your guiding light throughout this nightmare. #summerhouse

[Swaggie O'Keefe @maggsok]

why do I have to stare at West’s fuck ass nipples every time he’s fumbling out an apology

[Swaggie O'Keefe @maggsok]

let them live, they needed a job after wicked okay

[Swaggie O'Keefe @maggsok]

Derek and Meredith were so good at looking at people, especially each other

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

Trump is a goat fucker.