this is your mother speaking…

Polish-Bohemian chicken lady, tiny house-builder, fixer of things, gardener, lover of ALGS-trash at gaming, 4th cousin of Amelia Earhart, Possibly okay mom.

[this is your mother speaking… @magic_mid_wit]

I only get my important news from @TimJDillon
If Tim isn’t saying it, it’s not that relevant. If Tim is making jokes about it and using it as an offensive punchline, take note.

[🎩Laird of the Manor🎩 @LairdOfThManor]

A small public service announcement from the Department of Things That You Should Know…

It has not “peeked” your interest.
Nor has it “peaked” your interest.

…It has piqued your interest.

You are not “phased” by something.
You are fazed by it.

If you’ve had a long day, you are weary.
If you suspect someone is an idiot, you are wary.

It is “due course”, not “do course”.
“Per se”, not “per say”.

And while we’re here, it’s “could have”, not “could of”, but that particular battle may already be lost.

Thank you for your attention during this brief outbreak of grammatical housekeeping.

This has been a @LairdofthManor announcement.🎩💙

[this is your mother speaking… @magic_mid_wit]

Just saying…

[this is your mother speaking… @magic_mid_wit]

@audrawrongspeak I banned Calliou because he’s annoying and whiny and I couldn’t stand listening to it so I fully support the even more legit reason you’re not into Bluey family dynamics.

[this is your mother speaking… @magic_mid_wit]

Everything is fake and all these accounts are bots.

[this is your mother speaking… @magic_mid_wit]

@txsalth2o There’s nothing like hearing my 4 teenagers wreck on each other in the kitchen while they all laugh now. I can’t believe I ever thought this would last forever. Not that it isn’t hard sometimes, but it’s hard in the way life is supposed to be I think.
I should’ve had 3-4 more.

[this is your mother speaking… @magic_mid_wit]

@heidimontag Amen

[this is your mother speaking… @magic_mid_wit]

Impromptu Singing. I don’t know how tech can develop so significantly that a robot can break out some harmonization or a tune. Maybe they will. But there’s nothing in the world that compares to a group of people in spontaneous song, or a choir. AI couldn’t replicate the way it feels when you watch that live.

[this is your mother speaking… @magic_mid_wit]

@BellaBaddie__ Absolutely. I refuse to come home exhausted to a dirty house.

[this is your mother speaking… @magic_mid_wit]

@marklevinshow Trump actually got it wrong. He should’ve said “Everyone hates me because of you.” This whole argument only begins touch on the reality of the situation and where the public stands at this point.

[this is your mother speaking… @magic_mid_wit]

My kid got a speeding ticket going 20+miles over this week. It’s should’ve been a reckless op. She’s paying for all the consequences-the raised insurance, the tickets, etc. It’s too bad those automated cameras were what caught your kid because they’re associated with your plates. I’d saddle him with all the expenses before he’s permitted to drive your car again. Get bonded insurance so it literally only covers you as a driver. If he wants to drive it, he pays for his own bonded insurance or buys a car.

I always have to stand by making kids pay the financial penalty and consequences for their actions. It’s the best lesson. It’s hard to watch but it’s a necessary reality check. No contest.

[this is your mother speaking… @magic_mid_wit]

@KDSplawn @TheMuppetPastor Any specialty craft similar to this one is a good idea. Those niche tradespeople are harder and harder to find.

[this is your mother speaking… @magic_mid_wit]

I only get my important news from @TimJDillon
If Tim isn’t saying it, it’s not that relevant. If Tim is making jokes about it and using it as an offensive punchline, take note.

[this is your mother speaking… @magic_mid_wit]

@TheMuppetPastor I’ve heard building elaborate luxury yet practical cat towers or nicer looking birdhouse “mansions” with several different compartments is very lucrative as well. And comps on eBay, Etsy and other sites certainly support this.

[this is your mother speaking… @magic_mid_wit]

Whatever bro. You don’t know “pissed” until your pelvic floor betrays you. I think mine just disappeared.

[this is your mother speaking… @magic_mid_wit]

I think this is spot on. I used to be able to have the occasional glass of wine or a shot here and there. Now, after COVID it feels like I can’t even regulate my own body temperature if I drink alcohol at ALL and I break out in a full sweat and feel ill. I don’t mind because I don’t get any benefit from it apart from the social one among friends. No one around me even socially drinks anymore so my situation isn’t anomalous. You’re actually the first person I’ve heard pose this theory. Makes sense.

[this is your mother speaking… @magic_mid_wit]

@elonmusk I used to think “evil” people were cunning and manipulative. Turns out they’re just borderline-retarded AND morally defunct.

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

mind your own fucking business

[this is your mother speaking… @magic_mid_wit]

A voice in my head that screamed “NO!” when I was determined to end my life at the height of my drug use. It was like screaming telepathy. That’s the only way I can explain it.
Every subsequent thing that happened in my life after that moment was divinely directed for the next full year. Most if not all of it was inexplicably perfectly ordered looking back, though in the moment I didn’t fully understand and it didn’t feel great. I need to talk about it more. It was mindblowing. He is perfect. His timing is perfect. His promises are true.

[this is your mother speaking… @magic_mid_wit]

A voice in my head that screamed “NO!” when I was determined to end my life at the height of my drug use. It was like screaming telepathy. That’s the only way I can explain it.
Every subsequent thing that happened in my life after that moment was divinely directed for the next full year. Most if not all of it was inexplicably perfectly ordered looking back, though in the moment I didn’t fully understand and it didn’t feel great. I need to talk about it more. It was mindblowing. He is perfect. His timing is perfect. His promises are true.

[Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 @farzyness]

We live in an age where individuals who are comfortable with discomfort will thrive..