I was at Berts Surf shop and this lady was eyeing the bathing suit I was looking at. She then had the audacity to try to grab it out of my hands, and the manager had to escort her out of the shop. 'Tis the season of tourists! 🙃
@TylerTrout22 @twovertebrae Hahaha idk how you did but I'm so glad you did!!! You were our hero that night. And you even took my drunk ass to McDonald's. That's friendship right there. ✊️
What’s so annoying is how you never realized how much an unhealthy relationship messed you up until you get in a healthy one and don’t know how to act. I just shut down and get defensive for like no reason lmaooo thanks ex
I just had a customer ask if I did porn, and when I said no he replied "yes you have, because I'd know that body anywhere". Why do I ALWAYS wait on the creepy guys 😭
I just told chris that I feel like one of the only people my age that doesn't have a child, and he said "for god sakes you're only 21, all you need to worry about is drinking rum and feeding yourself" 😂😂
picture this: it’s 2015. you’re blasting Jordan Belfort. taking pulls of pineapple vodka on a Wednesday. memorizing the zip code of your fake ID. you don’t care that you have class at 9am tomorrow. the country hasn’t gone into flames yet. life is blissfully good.