bitch king of angmar

pronouns: He/Him (but like, Biblically)

[bitch king of angmar @magicbutterfrog]

Thread of funny/wacky questions that pop up in our Pathfinder campaign of mostly-new players:

[bitch king of angmar @magicbutterfrog]

En + Kikurage tbh

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

By Ozy Worldy

[wint @dril]

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

*drags my fat body away wetly*

[໊ @wynavira]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[turbomander @turbomander]

well if the shoe fish

[Pengu @PenguCantDraw]

Fih 🥀

[cav empty @cavempty_]

(trying out vague posting) the

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Gay Pop Semen Hunters.

[eve @csiirac]

as above so boner

[nora 🦇 @shirohakune]

Dripborne

[ken @broteinpancakes]

THIS HOT PINK BITCH WAS NAMED BREAKFAST

[🎷🐛 @WikiOoc]

I affirm the strength of the pig

[🎷🐛 @WikiOoc]

Injuring my posting tendril by reaching into the ragebait

[bitch king of angmar @magicbutterfrog]

And when God doesn't answer you'll turn around, sobbing, boner in-hand only to see that David Lynch is in here too. And he's actually really into my gay autistic psychoprison, because he's David Lynch. And you'd cum about it like a fuckig loser. How embarrassing.

[bitch king of angmar @magicbutterfrog]

I dont care that you think my TV show is Badly Written. One hour in the gauntlet of my ceaselessly gay autistic mind would have you standing before God painfully erect pleading that he return David Lynch to this world and save you from my badly written imaginary psychoprison.

[Erin ☆ @ErinArtista]

Fat chinese baby

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

I’ll be honest kitten the amulet is corrupting daddy

[bitch king of angmar @magicbutterfrog]

incredible experience

[rashomon nesterović @orbrealm]

having your grandkids call you shit like "pap-pap" or "peepaw" is so undignified. if i ever have grandchildren, they will refer to me only as Dr. Grandfather