junkman

my lovebug @alikrkkya ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ ♡

[junkman @magicmintak]

@alob_e always love the winnie break on my tl <3

[junkman @magicmintak]

adama üzüldüm ya eskiden dalga geçiyodum kesin kafasına tuğla düşüp ölür falan diye ama sevgilisiyle ilgilenmesi falan çok tatlıydı en son. kadın hastalıklarında devrim yapmasını falan bekliyorum hala

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

nearly half of you are new here

some things about me as we become friends:

> i’m in love with a girl named kate
> when 21, I made a pact to improve humanity
> was chronically depressed for 10+ yrs
> didn’t give up because I have 3 kids
> sold my company braintree venmo for $800m
> invested that into humanity
> crawled myself out of depression
> summited Kilimanjaro
> i fly airplanes
> favorite memory is telling my children bedtime stories
> have written three children books
> am learning to play the handpan
> favorite book: zero: the biography of a dangerous idea
> had toxic turf in backyard for years before realized it

i'll probably die in an ironic way... i hope you enjoy

[junkman @magicmintak]

bro, keep that shit unbeknownst to me,

[Austin @HansAustin_]

I have the exact same fetish and I do the exact same thing but with Grok currently until I fix my local LLM.

The best thing about the fetish is that AIs are always supportive of fatherhood and guys that are interested in pregnancy, so they always give me a free pass and let me do whatever I want.

Though I don't do sudden births, I plan them out or do specific trimesters. I question if his interest is out of admiration and reverence.

[junkman @magicmintak]

the vibes i aim and miss all the fucking time

[junkman @magicmintak]

dünyanın en komik 10 vidyosundan biri aklıma geldi gece gece

[40Ball @iMunchTheButt]

@blufrz0 @creamybingus Classic video 😂

[junkman @magicmintak]

bunu görünce içimde bir şeyler oldu. içinde sıfır diyalog olan bir festival filmi izleyelim de mentali toplayalım en yakın zamanda 🤞🏻

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

tbh the fact that cats purr was an unnecessary bonus we don't always acknowledge. they're already cute and baby and little and soft and make silly noises and do funny shit. but they also like to cuddle and make a soothing pleasant noise to indicate they are happy when they cuddle you? huge. huge for the human race.

[junkman @magicmintak]

bunu üretmeyi niye durdurdunuz abi zamanında dünyanın en iyi çikolatası falandı

[junkman @magicmintak]

i suggest you left suicidal ideation behind by the time you're 25

[⚭ @fraudfemme]

so your 20s are like one big humiliation ritual until 27 - 30 where you have to fight suicidal ideation bc after 30 is when life actually starts?! got it.

[junkman @magicmintak]

hiç damda yatmadım ama bu amk yerinde tam damda yatmalık hava var bugün

[junkman @magicmintak]

Never beating the sakar alegations 🤞🏻

[junkman @magicmintak]

i was questioning why i dont see more funny stuff on my page anymore and then i checked most of the people i followed are gone. i wept and this was my timeline before that "for you" page bullshit. fuck that elon guy once more u piece of shit.

[junkman @magicmintak]

muz da ne sikim??

[junkman @magicmintak]

stop inventing problems that dont exist. what do you mean people arent aware that they're fat? i call this bullshit

[mikayla @honeyNonABG]

The term is fat blindness and is a genuine problem because fat gain is very slow and a lot of it hides in the back.

The only way a lot of people realize they are fat is if someone takes a picture of them and they have a moment “Wait am I really this big? Do I actually look like this irl?”

[U @underlifewear]

インスタで見かけたアンゴラヤギ、グリフィスにしか見えない🐐

[junkman @magicmintak]

bizim min gudubetlik

[seiya @systole_]

I don’t want to download a dating app I want to act crazy in the sand

[junkman @magicmintak]

bu bambaşka bir seviyeymiş ama tek mikroplastik bağımlısının benimki olmaması güzel kfdkdkdkdk

[ru♡ @ugurbocegiiniz]

kedim 4 gündür sürekli kusuyordu hasta falan diye ödümüz koptu meğer hanımefendi KARGO POŞETİ YİYORMUŞ AQ
kargo poşeti kaçırıp saklamış zulasına arada gidip yiyip kusuyormuş mal bu hayvan

[Dustin @dustin1986]

@weardjupiter This one.

[junkman @magicmintak]

@neurodivirgin31 Ankete katılamadım ama bence kırmızı her gördüğünde mutlu olursun