Ripley's Knickers.

Famously not famous.

[Ripley's Knickers. @magicraisin]

She said: "I want to have your children."
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Me: "They'll be on the first bus in the morning."

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This is the tweet I scheduled way back on 23/10/2018. Hope it was worth the wait.

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@joncoopertweets EVIL KINSPLATALL.

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@THE_SIR_HOBBY B

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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@spac3craf Don't just wait and see,, go and make it as you want it Chris.

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@SjamaanN Pouffe.

[K Tate @Kman8675]

I used my wife’s body wash. Now I hit curbs when I drive.

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@Sneezy50783211 I shall not pass comment.

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@GoldBlooded79 All of it. All of the bed.

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@DaveMacLachlan1 Down Down. By Status Quo

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@sara_carrion_ Too right.

[TunaOfTheSky @tunaofthesky]

A large cameltoe is called an undertow and can be extremely dangerous

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I need a new wash basket. My old one leaks soapy water everywhere.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Look around. All that clutter used to be money.

[☘Timothy R Newell 🏁 @TRN36FAN]

I started this account while waiting for an eye exam and haven't seen the light of day since 😒

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@KaylaChowShow Do you mind asbestos bedding?

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@ThatEricAlper Show him where the Beano's are.

[Will Black 🍓🍄 @WillBlackWriter]

We need a system where key workers and those who make up the state: Teachers, clinical professions, shop workers, transport and distribution workers etc etc, are supported by voted-in normal people - commoners - not rich scsmmers - into a democratic centre - a house of commons

[WryBry @WryBry]

I pronounce it democrazy. No one says a word because it sounds right.

[WryBry @WryBry]

If nobody hates you, are you really doing your best?