laura

coffee lover and perpetual student of history ~~~ she/her

[laura @magikarpentier]

My cat got scared up our fence by a dog and I'm dying 😂

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

my only goal for 2026 is to not have the worst year of my life for the 4th year in a row

[laura @magikarpentier]

supportive mom coming out scenes guaranteed to make me cry every damn time #heatedrivalry

[laura @magikarpentier]

such an interesting choice to have episode 7 just be the charity press conference but I trust jacob tierney #heatedrivalry

[laura @magikarpentier]

heated rivalry is so good it’s making me post on this hellscape website for the first time in two years bc I need somewhere to S C R E A M

#heatedrivalry

[Everything Dice 🎲✨ @EVERYTHINGDICE]

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[Jenni @hashjenni]

2025 in 4 months? bro i haven't processed anything since 2020 can u please wait..

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

[laura @magikarpentier]

I filmed one second a day (for the most part) in 2023 and the video is 9 minutes long and I don’t know when I’ll be emotionally prepared to watch it all bc this year was A LOT

[Shaun Scott 🌹🤝 @eyesonthestorm]

bro they’re historicizing u in the group chat - they’re situating ur behavior in a broader postindustrial context and they’re citing an impressive array of sources bro

[laura @magikarpentier]

the Spirit Halloween I pass on the way to work every day calls to me like a siren

[laura @magikarpentier]

finding joy in the little things, like my bus driver just now having to lay on his horn because geese would not move off the road

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

I literally turn my phone all the way off whenever I'm at a movie theater bc the idea of my phone making any noise in the audience makes me wanna die... so the idea that people are just ON THEIR PHONES BROWSING TIKTOK DURING A MOVIE IS INSANE TO ME WERE YOU RAISED IN A BARN?

[lily @lilydemelloworr]

wait, if you’re a joan didion fleabag marlboro reds girl, and i’m an esoteric french new wave material feminist girl, then who the hell is flying this plane?

[laura @magikarpentier]

I’m not seeing Barbie until Monday which is tragic AND I have barely any pink in my wardrobe which is also awful

[alina 寧 @seapearlangel]

you go girl start your day at 4pm

[laura @magikarpentier]

This is a cruel joke man - how about they actually have this bigot no where NEAR the games during Pride weekend.

[Keegan Matheson @KeeganMatheson]

As part of their upcoming Pride Weekend, the #BlueJays plan to have Anthony Bass catch the ceremonial first pitch on Friday.