12:00am - Government shuts down
12:01am - Saying โMerry Christmasโ is illegal again
12:02am - All student loan balances go to zero
12:03am - It is now legal to marry marijuana
12:04am - Tide Pods become sentient
Sexual predator Larry Nassar assaults over 150 girls over the course of 30 yrs, sentenced to 175 yrs in prison & men are CRITICIZING THE FEMALE JUDGE WHO TRIED THE CASE for being "mean"
If this isn't the entire fucking problem wrapped up in a shit bow I don't know what is
And, as though that weren't obvious enough: I play an angel, and their middle child is named "Saint." If they keep procreating, Iโm going to have to file a plagiarism suit!