Maegan

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Classroom Instruments: @jtimberlake, Jimmy & @TheRoots sing a medley of his hits and his new single “Selfish”! #FallonTonight

[meghan @deloisivete]

About to start all my December emails with

[Cole @ColeFartleyy]

Party like it’s 1999 ⏰⏰⏰

JAGUARS 🐆
vs
49ERS ⛏️

🗣️🎙️: @duvalsoll

#SevenAndTwo #DuvalVsAllYall

[Marcy G @BunAndLeggings]

I just left Costco with a whole ass couch. I went in for toilet paper.

[Greg One Leg @Greg_1_Leg]

Welcome to your teenage years. Pick your music wisely, cos you’re gonna still be listening to this shit when you’re 40

[Kristen @Kica333]

Hear me out: Recipe websites that just share the recipe without a life story

[Maegan @magpie2220]

@JBFox3 Happy Birthday! I hope it was great! 🥳

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I’m asking for brake pads and rotors for my truck. Grownup Christmas lists are pretty sad.

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

I love when Daylight Savings ends. There’s nothing quite like watching a beautiful sunset during my lunch break 🥰

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I’ve always enjoyed the checked swing appeal to the base umpire. “Well, Bill’s 90 feet away, let’s see what he fucking thinks about this.”

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

Me, at 18: I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANNA DO

Me, at 40: I can do whatever 800mg of ibuprofen will allow me to do

[Maegan @magpie2220]

@DoorDash why is your service so terrible! Made an order today, door dash was the 3rd party delivery service and we never received the order. This is not the first time this has happened with doordash. @DoorDash_Help

[les ✿ @lemachadito]

the key to hurricane panic is the following:

1. if Disney closes
2. if you go to the store to buy water, and even the Dasani is gone. if the dasani water is still there, even if all the others are gone, you’re fine.
3. if Waffle House closes

[Baseball King @BasebaIlKing]

I can’t stop watching this video 😂😂😂

[🦂Hey There Doughlilah🌵 @caseyjparker]

the teacher asked my kindergartner what his favorite season was and he said “garlic salt”